They say that all men are created equal, but you look at Tech and you look at the hokies and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But we’re geniuses and our offense is not standard!
So the hokies have a 25%, AT BEST, at beating us. Then you add our new Defensive Coordinator to the mix, their chances of winning drastically go down.
See between the 3 coaches on the field, virginia tech has a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but we have a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Bud Foster KNOWS he can't beat us with his own players and he's not even gonna try!
So Virginia Tech will take their 33 1/3 chance, minus our 25% chance and they have an 8 1/3 chance of winning against CPJ and Woody. But then take CPJ’s 75% chance of winning and then add 66 2/3 per cents, we have a 141 2/3 chance of winning this fall.
See gobblers, the numbers didn't lie, and they spelled disaster for you this fall.