Hokie Tears

This is why VT is such a joke of a program. Ignoring the lack of any semblance of accomplishment, tradition, or brand - they have got to have the dumbest ööööing fanbase in the country.

Last year they talked about how well they were stopping the run but we hit 2 lucky deep throws where they had breakdowns in the secondary. HEY DUMBFUCKS you were playing aggressive safeties which opens you up to plays over the top. That’s a god damn choice Foster made.

This year they play their safeties back to not get beat deep and they joke how we can’t pass and complain about why they aren’t loading the box.

They had a decade of Vicks and Tyrod and won (regular season) games without ever having to learn anything about football. Now they suck and don’t understand why.
Their fans were homeward bound in the third quarter.
 
They say that all men are created equal, but you look at Tech and you look at the hokies and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another team, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But we’re geniuses and our offense is not standard!

So the hokies have a 25%, AT BEST, at beating us. Then you add our new Defensive Coordinator to the mix, their chances of winning drastically go down.
See between the 3 coaches on the field, virginia tech has a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but we have a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Bud Foster KNOWS he can't beat us with his own players and he's not even gonna try!

So Virginia Tech will take their 33 1/3 chance, minus our 25% chance and they have an 8 1/3 chance of winning against CPJ and Woody. But then take CPJ’s 75% chance of winning and then add 66 2/3 per cents, we have a 141 2/3 chance of winning this fall.

See gobblers, the numbers didn't lie, and they spelled disaster for you this fall.
 
Why is it so bad to say that duke has become a better team in the past 10 years?
 
Why is it so bad to say that duke has become a better team in the past 10 years?

Would it have been okay to say it was a great accomplishment to fly Non Stop Atlanta to LA when we were capable of flying to the moon and back?
 
"I am so freaking sick of Paul Johnson and his unorthodox triple option and worrying every GD year about beating GT. Come on Paul, play like everyone else and let's see you win, you turd. Let's see you play without gimmicks. Reminds me of playing chess with a beginner who makes moves that make no sense but completely f**ks your game up."

https://virginiatech.sportswar.com/mid/10829445/board/vtfootball/

He mad.

"Just do what everyone does so we can show you why we're better."
 
Parker Braun absolutely abused #99 for 4 quarters. Made it super easy to pick up 4 yards (minimum) with each carry.

Go back and watch the tape. It’s hilarious.
 
Parker Braun absolutely abused VT's defense for 4 quarters. Made it super easy to pick up 4 yards (minimum) with each carry.

Go back and watch the tape. It’s hilarious.
Fixed. There were plays where he shoved #99 out of the way and then ran downfield and pancaked a safety. He took somebody to the ground almost every play, it seemed like. That was Shaq Mason-esque, which IMO is the biggest compliment you can give a GT OL.
 
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