If you want to feel better about us....

DeRRtyTree said:
One foggy night, a Tennessee fan and a Florida fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Knoxville. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Florida fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Volunteer fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Florida fan walks over to the Volunteer fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Volunteer fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Volunteer fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Gator fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Gator fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Gator fan hands it back to the Volunteer fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Volunteer fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
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Excellent Sir Excellent!!!!!!
 
DeRRtyTree said:
One foggy night, a Tennessee fan and a Florida fan were driving the opposite directions on a road near Knoxville. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Florida fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Volunteer fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Florida fan walks over to the Volunteer fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Volunteer fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Volunteer fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Gator fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Gator fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Gator fan hands it back to the Volunteer fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Volunteer fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
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Someone has been lurking on volnation.com.... :biggthumpup:
 
You win.
I thought it was hilarious... I was actually gonna change the names for a GT game.

On the game today, I believe the Vols did well.
 
Yes, and Crompton played a little better. But with a fully competent QB we have a real chance to win that game. Oh well, Tebow is gone next year though.
 
Monte Kiffin is a helluva DC. In about 2 years, I think they might be a top 5 team.
 
With the recruits we have coming in I can't argue with that.
Hopefully Tech is up there as well.
 
DeRRtyTree said:
With the recruits we have coming in I can't argue with that.
Hopefully Tech is up there as well.
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+1
I really would like to see Tech play them either in the regular season or a bowl game. If I'm not mistaken, I think the last time they've played was in the mid-80s.
 
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