Inside Scoop on Nix/Tenuta

beej67 said:
I've got a copy of the unedited version. Here's the transcript:

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"These Muther****ing pickup trucks out here at Jim Ellis are goddamn beefcake. Everyone should get one of these ****ers, from hicks to spicks to kikes, mooks to wetbacks to whiteys. Oh, and African Americans too. This is no p***y truck, friends, you can even sqash babies with it. Watch this."

Then he totally backs this F150 over a screaming infant in a stroller, and guts spew out the side of the baby carriage. While smoking a cigar.

"See that? Dead babies is the true sign of power in this world. Don't you forget it. Come to Jim Ellis so you can crush babies to a bloody pulp, just like me, Jon Tenuta."

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I think he'd make a pretty good head coach.
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Yeah, but it was a UGA baby stroller. Clearly, the baby was asking for it.;)
 
beej67 said:
I've got a copy of the unedited version. Here's the transcript:

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"These Muther****ing pickup trucks out here at Jim Ellis are goddamn beefcake. Everyone should get one of these ****ers, from hicks to spicks to kikes, mooks to wetbacks to whiteys. Oh, and African Americans too. This is no p***y truck, friends, you can even sqash babies with it. Watch this."

Then he totally backs this F150 over a screaming infant in a stroller, and guts spew out the side of the baby carriage. While smoking a cigar.

"See that? Dead babies is the true sign of power in this world. Don't you forget it. Come to Jim Ellis so you can crush babies to a bloody pulp, just like me, Jon Tenuta."

***

I think he'd make a pretty good head coach.
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:hugelaugh: Thanks for making my morning beej67.
 
beej67 said:
I've got a copy of the unedited version. Here's the transcript:

***

"These Muther****ing pickup trucks out here at Jim Ellis are goddamn beefcake. Everyone should get one of these ****ers, from hicks to spicks to kikes, mooks to wetbacks to whiteys. Oh, and African Americans too. This is no p***y truck, friends, you can even sqash babies with it. Watch this."

Then he totally backs this F150 over a screaming infant in a stroller, and guts spew out the side of the baby carriage. While smoking a cigar.

"See that? Dead babies is the true sign of power in this world. Don't you forget it. Come to Jim Ellis so you can crush babies to a bloody pulp, just like me, Jon Tenuta."

***

I think he'd make a pretty good head coach.
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Wow! That is pure comic gold beej!!!
:hugelaugh: :hugelaugh:
 
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