Introducing 2019 Akinji BHC Market Exchange™

[BeeStorm]

@Akinji07 is using the same account and posting the same way that I am. It is IN my account.

This was working fine only a few months ago. There's a spreadsheet in another thread that we were editing. It broke when you updated the plugin.

Google says they updated API v4 of Sheets in June 2019.. so probably not the plugin fault.

 

[MarcoColemanFan]

This is cool.

 

[Akinji07]

If none of you motheröööööös wanna play this shit, wtf were y’all telling me to make it for?

 

[ee8384]

If none of you öööööööööööös wanna play this öööö, wtf were y’all telling me to make it for?

Just testing your Excel skillz.

 

[MEwreck02]

If none of you öööööööööööös wanna play this öööö, wtf were y’all telling me to make it for?

i will buy another 20 shares or however much I can afford!

 

[Akinji07]

Oh now you motheröööööös wanna play huh. Now everyone want them butthurt shares huh?

 

[Akinji07]

i will buy another 20 shares or however much I can afford!

I would advise against that because you’re buying them at opening price on Monday, which is gonna skyrocket. Are you sure?

 

[LegendaryGT]

Max short me.

 

[Diseqc]

Max short me.

Well look who decides to show up today

 

[coit]

Max short me.

Who dis?

 

[Akinji07]

Max short me.

Welcome back brother.

 

[MEwreck02]

I would advise against that because you’re buying them at opening price on Monday, which is gonna skyrocket. Are you sure?

Never mind. I thought I got my request in before kickoff.

 

[coit]

Never mind. I thought I got my request in before kickoff.

This team needs you to be starting the official gameday threads.

 

[MEwreck02]

This team needs you to be starting the official gameday threads.

Yeah. I know have let them down. I will make sure to get to bed early this Friday night. I really didn’t think they need any help today.

 

[Akinji07]

Yeah. I know have let them down. I will make sure to get to bed early this Friday night. I really didn’t think they need any help today.

Temple beat Maryland today. I don’t think you’re gonna be able to save our boys.

 

[GT76]

If I understand this correctly, if our confidence in beating Temple decreases butthurt price will increase, I too want to max short BHC.
I think.

 

[GT76]

If I understand this correctly, if our confidence in beating Temple decreases butthurt price will increase, I too want to max short BHC.
I think.

Nevermind. I think I got that backwards. Just buy me all the BHC I can.

 

[Akinji07]

Nevermind. I think I got that backwards. Just buy me all the BHC I can.

Got you.

 

[Akinji07]

Week 3 Recap-
End of week poll was at 0.821
Original Coit poll was 0.854

So the confidence in the team went down slightly prior to market close on Friday, increasing BHC price 2.95%

Starting price: $1,746.18
End of week 9/6 price: $1,798.24
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The score was 27-24 in favor of opponent.

This caused a 8.44% increase in BHC price for opening this week.

Start of week 9/16 price: $1,894.10

@MEwreck02 is still holding a sizeable 25 BHC and has seen a 3.73% increase to his portfolio over the last 12 days. @The Jacket is still only holding 0.280712786 BHC and only saw a 0.04% increase to his portfolio.

New entrant @ThisIsAtlanta shorted max for -39.59662595 BHC at the opening price of $1,894.10. He will be charged 2% interest on 9.27 and if his portfolio is under $0 at that point he will be out.

@GT76 cancelled his max short and went all in for 39.59662595 for the same price of $1,894.10.

Forecast

We may see a big hike in BHC price on Friday as the original preseason poll indicated a confidence level at 0.696.

 

[LegendaryGT]

I clearly did not look at how this thing works at all. But it ok.