It's fine

JJacket said:
Hot damn. I went from third grade jokes to middle school jokes. By the end of the day, I'm gonna be as funny as Carrot Top.
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The fact that I would rather watch the entire series of friends without a laugh track than listen to your jokes is pretty bad
 
CarsonNewmanJacket said:
The fact that I would rather watch the entire series of friends without a laugh track than listen to your jokes is pretty bad
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You say that like you mean it.

Getting in an argument with me is like getting your nutsack stuck In a zipper. It is painful, messy, embarrassing, maybe bloody, and you may require personal assistance at some point.
 
JJacket said:
You say that like you mean it.

Getting in an argument with me is like getting your nutsack stuck In a zipper. It is painful, messy, embarrassing, maybe bloody, and you may require personal assistance at some point.
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No, more like going to an endless funeral that doesn’t have a buffet. It’s just straight up depressing, boring, I realize how short of a life we have, and how I shouldn’t be wasting it doing stupid stuff, and there’s literally no hope of anything fun in the future.
 
THWG247 said:
I would pay money to watch you two fight to the death in a cage....
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That’ll be three-fiddy.

JRjr
 
CarsonNewmanJacket said:
No, more like going to an endless funeral that doesn’t have a buffet. It’s just straight up depressing, boring, I realize how short of a life we have, and how I shouldn’t be wasting it doing stupid stuff, and there’s literally no hope of anything fun in the future.
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Are your balls getting slammed in a casket lid? Why would there be a buffet at a funeral? You are one strange little fella
 
JJacket said:
Are your balls getting slammed in a casket lid? Why would there be a buffet at a funeral? You are one strange little fella
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My balls have nothing to do with this, and you must have gone to some pretty depressing funerals
 
CarsonNewmanJacket said:
My balls have nothing to do with this, and you must have gone to some pretty depressing funerals
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I know I killed it last time I was with your mom, but it wasn't really a funeral.

I actually don't attend a lot of funerals. It is kind of weird that you are going to fun funerals with a buffet and you've said funerals I attend must be depressing (?). Jesus, weirdo. The hell kind of person brings up funerals and funeral buffets on a football board? Weird.

I am beginning to think you may be seriously mentally slow. Maybe that is your latest strategy or maybe it is true. Hell, I don't know.

Maybe people "fall silent" when they see you because they sense nature's "stay clear" signal and just really want you to go away. I so know you are one strange little guy.
 
JJacket said:
I know I killed it last time I was with your mom, but it wasn't really a funeral.

I actually don't attend a lot of funerals. It is kind of weird that you are going to fun funerals with a buffet and you've said funerals I attend must be depressing (?). Jesus, weirdo. The hell kind of person brings up funerals and funeral buffets on a football board? Weird.

I am beginning to think you may be seriously mentally slow. Maybe that is your latest strategy or maybe it is true. Hell, I don't know.

Maybe people "fall silent" when they see you because they sense nature's "stay clear" signal and just really want you to go away. I so know you are one strange little guy.
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Idk, who brings up zipping up their ball sack on a football thread? There’s a reason you gotta relive your glory days (did you even have any) on a message board that we all think football recruits read.
 
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