Pantone4515
Damn Good Rat
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Gentlemen,
There lies before us an opportunity. A chance to bring back what was once ours. What began as ours. Sir John Heisman once walked the Flats, and he has not returned since those days. We now have a chance to bring him back. Not you and I, no, but one Jonathan Dwyer. You and I, we can help Mr. Dwyer, though. A revolution has begun, and we call ourselves the Dwyer Brigade. We have one fight to fight and we'll fight it til it's faught. We fight for Dwyer for Heisman.
Our adversaries are more well-known. Our hope is in a "system back." He leads a team not yet in the national title picture. But fear not. Though the fight will be tough, the fight can be won. With Captain Paul Johnson at the helm, anything can be done, and with the support of the Dwyer Brigade, young Jonathan will soon be heard from on a bigger stage. On a stage in New York, with a small, bronze man in hand.
Sure, Saint Tebow has the love of the people, and both he and Sir Bradford already know Mr. Heisman. But do they have a Brigade? I submit that they do not. With your help, Master Dwyer's name will be all over the internet and television. You'll see him on Twitter, on Facebook, and now on t-shirts. All he has to do is his part on the field. We'll take care of the rest.
So I ask you, gentlemen, do you believe in the cause? Will you join the Dwyer Brigade?
There lies before us an opportunity. A chance to bring back what was once ours. What began as ours. Sir John Heisman once walked the Flats, and he has not returned since those days. We now have a chance to bring him back. Not you and I, no, but one Jonathan Dwyer. You and I, we can help Mr. Dwyer, though. A revolution has begun, and we call ourselves the Dwyer Brigade. We have one fight to fight and we'll fight it til it's faught. We fight for Dwyer for Heisman.
Our adversaries are more well-known. Our hope is in a "system back." He leads a team not yet in the national title picture. But fear not. Though the fight will be tough, the fight can be won. With Captain Paul Johnson at the helm, anything can be done, and with the support of the Dwyer Brigade, young Jonathan will soon be heard from on a bigger stage. On a stage in New York, with a small, bronze man in hand.
Sure, Saint Tebow has the love of the people, and both he and Sir Bradford already know Mr. Heisman. But do they have a Brigade? I submit that they do not. With your help, Master Dwyer's name will be all over the internet and television. You'll see him on Twitter, on Facebook, and now on t-shirts. All he has to do is his part on the field. We'll take care of the rest.
So I ask you, gentlemen, do you believe in the cause? Will you join the Dwyer Brigade?
