Last Chance U

[Buzz_PhD]

Like watching a drunk 45 year old Miami fan talk about how they would be as a head coach at a bar in bumble fck Florida.

Thank you. I don’t watch the show either, but that paints quite the picture.

 

[Yukonwreck]

Like watching a drunk 45 year old Miami fan talk about how they would be as a head coach at a bar in bumble fck Florida.

Is that near East Holopaw?

 

[TampaBayJacket]

Like watching a drunk 45 year old Miami fan talk about how they would be as a head coach at a bar in bumble fck Florida.

Hmm.. still not quite understanding his style. I guess I need to hang around drunk 45 year old UM fans.

 

[daBuzz]

I'm guessing all of you complaining about the coach haven't watched the entire season yet?

 

[gtrower]

- Fat white guy who grew up in LA so he thinks he’s hood
- Uses that to connect with good athletes who got kicked out of school / failed out
- Does all his interviews for the show in a ratchet hot tub with a cigar in his mouth and a cup of liquor
- Tries to sneak öööö or shit into every sentence to sound tougher
- Constantly talks about all the “single females” who are chasing him
- Proclaims once an episode that the team’s success is do to his genius as a play caller
- Has a player walk up at least once a game and explain why something he just called is retarded
- Kicks at least one of his OC, DC, QB off the field just about every game
- Hangs up posters of his own quotes all over the facilities
- Punishes players if they don’t hang them up in their dorms
- Overall standup guy

 

[GTCrew4b]

sounds like he's a paid actor working on a career.

 

[User 8976]

- Fat white guy who grew up in LA so he thinks he’s hood
- Uses that to connect with good athletes who got kicked out of school / failed out
- Does all his interviews for the show in a ratchet hot tub with a cigar in his mouth and a cup of liquor
- Tries to sneak öööö or öööö into every sentence to sound tougher
- Constantly talks about all the “single females” who are chasing him
- Proclaims once an episode that the team’s success is do to his genius as a play caller
- Has a player walk up at least once a game and explain why something he just called is retarded
- Kicks at least one of his OC, DC, QB off the field just about every game
- Hangs up posters of his own quotes all over the facilities
- Punishes players if they don’t hang them up in their dorms
- Overall standup guy

so what's his handle on StingTalk?

 

[User 10337]

- Fat white guy who grew up in LA so he thinks he’s hood
- Uses that to connect with good athletes who got kicked out of school / failed out
- Does all his interviews for the show in a ratchet hot tub with a cigar in his mouth and a cup of liquor
- Tries to sneak öööö or öööö into every sentence to sound tougher
- Constantly talks about all the “single females” who are chasing him
- Proclaims once an episode that the team’s success is do to his genius as a play caller
- Has a player walk up at least once a game and explain why something he just called is retarded
- Kicks at least one of his OC, DC, QB off the field just about every game
- Hangs up posters of his own quotes all over the facilities
- Punishes players if they don’t hang them up in their dorms
- Overall standup guy

Sounds like a damn good coach

 

[swampsting]

Hmm.. still not quite understanding his style. I guess I need to hang around drunk 45 year old UM fans.

doesn't that describe the bulk of their fan base?

I talked to a high school coach I know who loves Last Chance U (as a show). We talked about Jay Jones, and he said JJ shoulda known what he was signing up for when he signed at Tech.
(and as I type this I'm rewatching our TaxSlayer Bowl win over UK, because there ain't jack shit else on TV right now. We threw it a lot, well, for us at the time, in that game).

 

[TampaBayJacket]

- Fat white guy who grew up in LA so he thinks he’s hood
- Uses that to connect with good athletes who got kicked out of school / failed out
- Does all his interviews for the show in a ratchet hot tub with a cigar in his mouth and a cup of liquor
- Tries to sneak öööö or öööö into every sentence to sound tougher
- Constantly talks about all the “single females” who are chasing him
- Proclaims once an episode that the team’s success is do to his genius as a play caller
- Has a player walk up at least once a game and explain why something he just called is retarded
- Kicks at least one of his OC, DC, QB off the field just about every game
- Hangs up posters of his own quotes all over the facilities
- Punishes players if they don’t hang them up in their dorms
- Overall standup guy

Wow is this for reals? What a tool.

 

[texstinger]

Guy sounds like Glanville -

Look at me!

Where did they put my quotes in the paper?

My hype is more important than my team winnjng.

 

[GATechAE07]

Kind of sad watching Dedrick Mills run all over Independence.