The hardy few who made the trek yesterday showed up for the ööööing funeral. Able to get excited in spurts but low key knew what was coming all along and never sustained any real home field advantage. You could see it in everyone’s face and feel it in the crowd. We all showed up to lose. We missed that XP and everyone was like ‘there it is’. That’s what I was waiting for. I knew it. That’s what we get for trotting out an irrelevant program in front of a disinterested school for years and years on end. Haven’t won two in a row but one time in 5 years. The die hards are dying hard and the cavalry is not coming.
Guess what? This is who we really are. Who are we kidding? We have regressed to the mean. The few great years under CPJ and CGOL were freakish outliers of the last 50 years and the 90 natty was the ultimate flash in the pan that will never be seen again. Hell, many of those ‘great’ years would only be good years v great for any real power. Wow! You actually beat your in-state rival!? Is this real life? Great success! 10-32 in my lifetime. Ten and thirty two. Ten. But muh 1950s and Bobby Dodd and the SEC and then just go kill yourself. Irrelevant.
And anyone trying to put a positive spin on a paltry crowd on a beautiful day in late October in a city of 6 million can deep throat a cactus. Wake up. We suck now and we will always suck saving a few years here and there where we shock the world and allow ourselves to hope. For whatever reason, we all fancy ourselves as some dormant power that’s just not getting the breaks because of x, y, z flavors of ‘the man’ but we are flat out not. We are just like every forever middling team that will never do what it takes to get on the national stage. Hell maybe we even CANT, right? Everyone wants to win so like…Why doesn’t everyone just win? Can’t. Spend money, hire Deion, pet the unicorn. Some schools just can’t. We don’t have it because we just don’t have it. Chicken and egg. In the infamous words of a high school band teacher I once knew when he was confronted with mediocracy, ‘Well, someone has to sweep the streets’. That’s us. We forever sweep the streets of college football. We are Will Hunting.
It’s sad and telling that we are re-teaching the crowd the East-West Yellow Jacket chant. I do appreciate the effort because I remember that it was a cool thing we did before the clown regime seemingly did away with it but then in typical ‘screw it up’ fashion we just do it once and then step on it with the ööööing PA. And just keep the PA going real loud on 3rd and 4th downs way into the play clock to keep the crowd totally out of it because that’s the best we can do for stadium atmosphere. The obvious preference of the powers that be is clearly that BDS is some kind of ööööing PA-driven dance club. Plz play some more Bon Jovi songs!!1!!1. Maybe more songs about whores and drugs that have to be heavily edited to even be played for the general public.
Glad as I am that the band finally stopped playing Jeezy 14 years later, the barrage of commercials driving the need to fill every second with some bullshit pop/rap bullshit or other fake ass guess who/DEI/stupid game filler is nauseating and has made the band 2nd class citizens. Sidelining one of the beautiful things about the college game. Cool. Yeah yeah. Not really Tech’s fault, blame the faceless TV gods, gotta fill the time and pacify the herd, but it flat SUCKS to go to a game anymore. Show up for a football game only to get held hostage listening to fake ass music drinking $10 beers while those that stay at home just get blasted with moar ads for the dick pills. Keep the clock running more to shorten the game because we’re all too broke to pay attention and then allow 5 plays in a row, TV timeout. Kickoff, TV timeout after touchdown TV timeout. Penalty, TV timeout. Runs out of bounds. TV timeout. Boo Paul Hewitt one last time yesterday, TV timeout.
It’s no wonder attendance is piss poor. It’s a öööö experience coupled with a öööö product.
And yes. I will tailgate all day and be at the UNC game because I am a rihtard who still doesn’t know any better