This is a load of bullshit, and it's the same load of bullshit that gets pulled from whenever people around here want a head coach fired. So you were willing to grant the first two years of being a bad football team, but now five games into a 12 game season, it's the "consistency" that demonstrates to you that Collins can't cut it?
We lost our first game by 1 point against a bad team, in the opener, with Sims going down early. Sims, who nobody on this ööööing ööööhole can decide from one minute to the next whether he needs to be benched or he's the future of the offense or the next dalai ööööing lama. Those of you who watched that game and believed it was as bad or worse than the team we fielded last year were so blinded by your ridiculous ööööing rage that you didn't see a goddamn thing other than how embarrassed you personally were that your football team lost to NIU.
We played well and beat the öööö out of a team we were supposed to beat the öööö out of in week 2. In week 3 we played a Clemson team which beat us 73-3 last year and which, relatively-down year or not, not one ööööing soul on this board or elsewhere believed we had a chance to hang with, and yet we did, in their house. Not only did we hang with them, but the team's fight - which is just as easily attributable to the coaching staff as anything else you people want to hang on them - gave us opportunities to win the game. Our guys made that happen, Clemson didn't just ööööing lay down, and if that's what you think you're a bigger ööööing loser than Collins has ever been.
In week 4, we played lights out and beat the öööö out of North Carolina despite one of the most obscenely bad and lopsided attempts at officiating a game you'll ever see. Suddenly you manic depressive öööös decided we'd locked up the goddamn Coastal and so now that was apparently the bar for success in 2021.
Today, in week 5, we had a really unfortunate start with a couple of plays that were equal parts bad luck and poor play (at worst, not that it stopped any of you aching pussies from figuring out some way to blame Sims for a pick he threw when he got ööööing rocked mid-throw) and then got run away from by a team which is plainly a very good football team. But since they have a single 44-41 loss to Western Michigan and they're not in the goddamn top five, that doesn't make any difference to you dumbasses - it's never that the other team is worth a öööö, it's that we can't play for öööö and that's the fault of the coaches and if we don't fire them yesterday and hire god-ööööing-knows-who then the program has embraced mediocrity and you knew it all along.
Answer me, honest to ööööing God, do you actually believe that what we've seen so far this season is the same quality play that we saw in year 1, the season where we lost to The Citadel? Anyone who believes that are the only people who might be dumber than I am for wasting the time it took to write this öööö. We were absolute ööööing dog öööö last year, and yet anyone who was actually paying attention saw that there were improvements by season's end, even if they provided little or no consolation for the rest of how terrible we were. Anyone who is actually paying attention can see that we are a better team, playing better this year than we have in the last two seasons.
So it's not the stunning 10-win season you secretly knew you would demand it to be if this coach was worth a öööö. Boo ööööing hoo. The team was garbage when Collins got here. It's getting better and the loss today doesn't change that, no more than any single win the rest of this season will magically mean that Collins is a genius and he's leading us directly to the promised land. The point is that we don't know yet whether he's going to turn us into the program we want to be, and you don't get any special points later for pretending you do know now. Those of you who aren't trolling and are still saying öööö like this need to grow the öööö up, or just stop watching the games if your inability to will us to glory through the brilliance of your second-guessing drivel on StingTalk is making you so goddamn miserable.