Official Friday Night Games Thread Episode 5: The Bourne Cougspiracy

[gtleviathan]

The ACC can be a cruel mistress on that trek. Best of luck!

I've already lost with my "empty calories" this evening. Damn you, Canadian whiskey!!!

 

[GTLiebs]

"Duke is built for 3rd and long. Passing is something Duke is not." - Mack Brown

I turned the game off, so I don't know for certain if this was said or not. It probably wasn't, but by God I hope it was.

 

[Architorture23]

Walton ded

 

[WhiteNGold]

Walton hurt. Miami ded.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

Walton hurt. Miami ded.

Why the hell would you still have him on the field? This game is over.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

Utah State about to start pouring it on. Fart noises up to 11.

 

[vapspwi]

Duke seems like they run forever to get 5 yards.

 

[GATechAE07]

The letters on Miami’s jerseys look like ass.

 

[gtleviathan]

lol dook

 

[vapspwi]

Miami with 15 men on the field. Good officiating.

 

[gtleviathan]

Why is a dook coach wearing Tennessee swag?

 

[vapspwi]

Why is a dook coach wearing Tennessee swag?

So the players can find them on the sidelines for signals, I think.

 

[vapspwi]

This game will never end. It’s trapped in an eternal cycle of suckiness.

 

[ThisIsAtlanta]

Another pick for Utah State. BYU's fart wind was just given a named designation by NOAA.

 

[Architorture23]

We are going to murder both of these teams.

 

[gtleviathan]

So the players can find them on the sidelines for signals, I think.

The day Tech coaches wear red to "help their players find them on the sidelines" is the day I bark like a retard.

 

[vapspwi]

We are going to murder both of these teams.

Hopefully Miami will still be tired, out of shape, and hungry from the hurricane.

 

[MEwreck02]

Bring on the pirate!

 

[vapspwi]

Duke PI and still can’t catch anything. Derpfest.

 

[gtleviathan]

I'm ready for some Fight On.