Official ST Wanderbilt Tailgate

Are you coming to the tailgate?

  • Total voters
    34
  • Poll closed .
Keyser Soze said:
What's the policy on newcomers? I would like to meet and greet at some point: if not this tailgate (depends on time), then the Clemson one. You guys don't do a thorough background/credit check do you?
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Why would terrorists run background checks?
 
Keyser Soze said:
What's the policy on newcomers? I would like to meet and greet at some point: if not this tailgate (depends on time), then the Clemson one. You guys don't do a thorough background/credit check do you?
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Keyser Soze sounds suspect, but you can earn our trust with some whiskey or beer.
 
Keyser Soze said:
What's the policy on newcomers? I would like to meet and greet at some point: if not this tailgate (depends on time), then the Clemson one. You guys don't do a thorough background/credit check do you?
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You greet us by saying Assalamun Alaykum, and ask us if this is the stingtalk sleeper cell tailgate. Then you say Mashallah and introduce yourself. Make sure you're not tailed.
 
ThisIsAtlanta said:
I'm planning on showing up in a shirt that says "CIA" and then either deposing the head of the tailgate or selling him better tailgate supplies.
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We're with the Free Stingtalkmenistan Army. Our enemies are Durka Government, Turshus and Zurds. We're all fighting to for west campus tailgate territorial supremacy. But we're also all fighting the dwags.
 
Akinji07 said:
We're with the Free Stingtalkmenistan Army. Our enemies are Durka Government, Turshus and Zurds. We're all fighting to for west campus tailgate territorial supremacy. But we're also all fighting the dwags.
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I'm really only here to build a bourbon pipeline to east campus but I'll pretend to care.
 
ThisIsAtlanta said:
I'm planning on showing up in a shirt that says "CIA" and then either deposing the head of the tailgate or selling him better tailgate supplies.
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Make it more realistic. Sit in an office for 24 months to draft the proposal, get concurrence and then have it cancelled at the last minute so that a junior officer can get the experience instead.
 
whenyousaybud said:
If I can make it by the tailgate, I'll bring three punch em in the face shirts to give away. My online store should be up within the week.
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You gonna have mutthurt shirts on your store?
 
DressCheeseSideSeaboard said:
He will chop block you.
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This just gave me an idea for another tshirt for @whenyousaybud ...

We need an "It takes two to chop block" shirt. Maybe two of our OL on it, or maybe someone on the ground clutching their ACL.

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