Official Stingtalk Tailgate - Clemson's still a redneck school

[GTMom]

If you and I work together, then there is nothing our team can't overcome.

Why am I thinking this is somehow a set up? ;-)

 

[LegendaryGT]

Why am I thinking this is somehow a set up? ;-)

It is a set up. For Clemson. For you, it's free alcohol. I know you're probably used to that, but if I have to sweeten the deal any more my wife will get jealous.

I just really want to beat Clemson. I know that I'm asking for something nearly impossible to happen, so this week I'm showing the universe that long odds are meaningless in as many ways as I possibly can. I've been unkind to you in the past, for sure, so I get why you'd be suspicious. But if you and I do flaming shots at the tailgate, we have beat the hell out of the odds.

 

[User 8976]

It is a set up. For Clemson. For you, it's free alcohol. I know you're probably used to that, but if I have to sweeten the deal any more my wife will get jealous.

I just really want to beat Clemson. I know that I'm asking for something nearly impossible to happen, so this week I'm showing the universe that long odds are meaningless in as many ways as I possibly can. I've been unkind to you in the past, for sure, so I get why you'd be suspicious. But if you and I do flaming shots at the tailgate, we have beat the hell out of the odds.

we’re halfway there.
we’re livin on a prayer.

 

[ronricks]

Clemson is Auburn with a lake. A cow college.

 

[Akinji07]

So we're doing shots off of GTMom?

 

[juraitwaluzka]

I'm just hoping for an appearance by the crackelope.

 

[GTMom]

It is a set up. For Clemson. For you, it's free alcohol. I know you're probably used to that, but if I have to sweeten the deal any more my wife will get jealous.

I just really want to beat Clemson. I know that I'm asking for something nearly impossible to happen, so this week I'm showing the universe that long odds are meaningless in as many ways as I possibly can. I've been unkind to you in the past, for sure, so I get why you'd be suspicious. But if you and I do flaming shots at the tailgate, we have beat the hell out of the odds.

You’re funny

 

[RamblinWreck09]

So we're doing shots off of GTMom?

Alright, you convinced me. I'll definitely be there.

 

[Highriser987]

So we're doing shots off of GTMom?

Sounds like an exciting day of clean good old fashion tailgating before the toe meets the leather!

 

[GTMom]

So we're doing shots off of GTMom?

@Akinji07 why do you put this picture in everybody’s head? My guess is your dirty dogs aren’t enough so you’re trying other tactics to get people to show up? I guess the question is how bad do I want to beat Clemsux? ;-)

 

[Akinji07]

@Akinji07 why do you put this picture in everybody’s head? My guess is your dirty dogs aren’t enough so you’re trying other tactics to get people to show up? I guess the question is how bad do I want to beat Clemsux? ;-)

Oh no, those homos will show up just for the weiners.

 

[coit]

Oh no, those homos will show up just for the weiners.

@GTMom also mentioned the weiners.

 

[Akinji07]

@GTMom also mentioned the weiners.

Alright GTMom's white knight.

 

[coit]

Alright GTMom's white knight.

Moi?

 

[Akinji07]

Moi?

Ouais!

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

If you need help identifying anyone, you can use this picture from last season. Going around the table, from left to right, is coit, JacketBlind, gtMom, GTRules, BuzzCzar, and me.

 

[Akinji07]

Saturday forecast: 90 degrees with zero wind and no clouds. Four horsemen of the apocalypse indeed.

 

[JJacket]

Oh no, those homos will show up just for the weiners.

 

[Akinji07]

I dont care. I know youre too chickenshit to leave your hippie circle. DCSS told me.

 

[GTRules]

Auburn with a lake.