And I beheld when he had called the sixth play, and, lo, there was a great stampede out of the stadium; and the highway became clogged as a south carolinian artery, and the Clemson boards became as salt;
And the rankings of AP fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
And the CFP hope departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every ACC and SEC team were moved out of their places.
And the coaches of the earth, and the great players, and the bag men, and the team captains, and the heismen, and every booster, and every free fan, hid themselves in the dens and in the man caves of their homes;
And said to the refs and their flags, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that walketh on the sideline, and give us convenient excuses for losing to the wrath of the option:
For the great day of his cut blocks is come; and who shall be able to stand?