Program Resets: 2020 Edition

AmpuTECHture

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How can they fire him? They literally had video of OBJ handing out cash to LSU players in the locker room after the championship game and no one was fired . . . no punishment at all AFAIK. They just declared they wouldn't take a bowl game this year, and then old Ed dumped his wife and started banging blonds half his age and taking pictures as an FU to anyone who had a problem with him. Boss move.
Haslams and fulmer can't agree on öööö. That's the reason pruitt won't get fired
 

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Has anyone been forced out as HC and then as AD at the same school? Would be an impressive accomplish for Fulmer.
 

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Has anyone been forced out as HC and then as AD at the same school? Would be an impressive accomplish for Fulmer.
I'm sure the Clay Travis book on Fulmer's second ouster, titled Off Rocky Top, would be riveting.
 

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Looks like Donkey Teeth may go back to Boise State
This seems somewhat insane. To recap his career, he left Boise State in 2011 and bounced around between practice squads and backup duties in the NFL, while playing 3 games for the Cowboys. He was QB coach for the Cowboys in 2018 and OC in 2019 and 2020. That's 3 years of total coaching, all in the NFL. What college coaches have ever been hired with less experience and youth? Maybe it is somehow a grand slam, but this could tank really badly for Boise. They were lucky to have Patterson for so long.
 

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Looks like Donkey Teeth may go back to Boise State
This seems somewhat insane. To recap his career, he left Boise State in 2011 and bounced around between practice squads and backup duties in the NFL, while playing 3 games for the Cowboys. He was QB coach for the Cowboys in 2018 and OC in 2019 and 2020. That's 3 years of total coaching, all in the NFL. What college coaches have ever been hired with less experience and youth? Maybe it is somehow a grand slam, but this could tank really badly for Boise. They were lucky to have Patterson for so long.
Good, I hope he is a disaster. Their coach was a prick about the prospect of deigning to play us in a bowl game after the 2003 season, so öööö them and their RoseArt field.
 

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Looks like Donkey Teeth may go back to Boise State
This seems somewhat insane. To recap his career, he left Boise State in 2011 and bounced around between practice squads and backup duties in the NFL, while playing 3 games for the Cowboys. He was QB coach for the Cowboys in 2018 and OC in 2019 and 2020. That's 3 years of total coaching, all in the NFL. What college coaches have ever been hired with less experience and youth? Maybe it is somehow a grand slam, but this could tank really badly for Boise. They were lucky to have Patterson for so long.
 

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Sounds like they’re going after Sarkisian
I just yawned so hard my jaw split open and my head is inside out. The question now becomes, does Sark break the 7 win standard before or after Mac Brown gets Carolina into the top 8?
 

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He really screwed Houston so I don’t care what happens to Herman.
That being said, I think he is a pretty good coach, but Texas expects to be a playoff team.
He had four years and just about any recruit he wanted.
I knew his seat was hot- but not this hot.
 

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Sark...really? C'mon, Texas. They can most likely hire anyone they want. There are so many Gof5 of FCS coaches who would be lightyears better than Sarkisian.
 

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How long before Tom Herman is hired by Bama as an offensive consultant?
 

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Sark...really? C'mon, Texas. They can most likely hire anyone they want. There are so many Gof5 of FCS coaches who would be lightyears better than Sarkisian.
I'm really confused by it as well. Tim Brando is easily one of the biggest dumbasses on television, but for the first time In his parasitic life he said something I agree with earlier, though it doesn't require more than a pulse to see it: Texas is a kitchen with too many cooks. Basically Tennessee on steroids and meth instead of oxycontin. Unless they're willing to submit to fascism like Alabama, Clemson and, to a lesser extent, A&M all have, they're not going to be BACK, FOLKS.

Good for Sark, he'll make a fortune and probably at least improve the Horns' standing, hopefully stay clean in the process. But I will be very surprised if he turns out to be the guy. Both of A&M and Mac's Carolina seem more likely to end up in the CFP before Sark's Texas.
 
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