PSA: Get to the Gates Early

Better than the first game last year.

Still just Security Theater though.
 
Pro point: bring your contraband liquids in a "sunscreen" bottle.
 
This is absolute bullshit.

my empty bottle was held upside down and shaken.
the empty bag was still searched

this is ööööing stupid. it’s not doing anything but pissing off the season ticket holders.

yes, yes I’ve been coming to the games since the mid 70’s just for the chance to smuggle in water in 2018

take your clear bottle, turn that sonofavitch sideways and shove it right up your candy ass
 
This is absolute bullshit.

my empty bottle was held upside down and shaken.
the empty bag was still searched

this is ööööing stupid. it’s not doing anything but pissing off the season ticket holders.

yes, yes I’ve been coming to the games since the mid 70’s just for the chance to smuggle in water in 2018

take your clear bottle, turn that sonofavitch sideways and shove it right up your candy ass

Lady in front of us got in with an orange vitamin water in her bag. We had to valet my wife’s purse even though it fit the dimensions. It seemed pretty arbitrary, but it moved quickly.
 
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