Things a U<direction>F Degree will get you

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Half off at Denny’s

 

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Any one of a number of STDs

 

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Respect at your 12 step program


Well, from some of the crackheads, maybe.

 

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Lifetime subscription to Landscaper Weekly

 

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$2 off a dimebag

 

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Retread Big 12 coaches

 

[gtchief]

Creative license with spelling:

unbelieve-a-bull
incredi-bull

 

[LegendaryGT]

Feel a little bad about making fun of their degrees when their football team is so shitty too. It's like kicking them while they are down.

 

[WracerX]

Boats and Ho’s just like at Miami.

Except that the ho is for weeding and the boat needs to be detailed and back at the dock before 5 if you want a tip.

 

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A free 23andMe kit to hopefully find out who your daddy is.

Spoiler

It’s Paul Johnson

 

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The hope that the interviewer is drunk enough to think you went to FSU

 

[gtchief]

Didn't they have some nice talent in their student section or whatever? I believe it was called the "herd"

 

[WracerX]

Part of the shittiest D outside the Tampa gaybar scene.

 

[GBurdell]

a top notch meth recipe

 

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The nagging suspicion that you weren’t learning braille by jerking off those truckers. And that they probably weren’t blind.

 

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A three pack of crayons

 

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Unusually small gloves

 

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Free needles

 

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The knowledge that, in a pinch, you GOT rolling paper.

 

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No cover to get into the champagne room





to clean up the puke