Things asked at the CGC call in show?

[jacket_sav]

Also, if we were to renegotiate your contract to make you the juice coordinator for a fraction of your buyout, do you really love the school enough to consider this switch?

 

[swampsting]

Coach, if you were a clown, what kind of clown would you be?
Oh, sorry coach. Didn't mean to be redundant.

 

[Liberty]

Name your number so we know what the fundraising target should be.

 

[ScionOfSouthland]

Coach, are you aware that not all anal beads can help you cheat during games?

 

[rocky top buzz]

Coach, who do you think scores more on Saturdays, you or average Georgia Tech freshman?

 

[Buzz'n]

Yes Coach Collins....this is Bob from Two Guys and a Truck. Just calling to confirm the Sunday pick-up of furniture.

 

[MatatoGT]

Coach, what exactly would you say you do here?

 

[BuzzLaw]

 

[BuzzinWreck78]

Which of your coaching skills do you believe are high level?
(and please use football words like blocking,tackling ,punting in your response)

 

[cincytechie]

Clown, before you leave, could you make an exhaustive list of potential assistant coaching hires? We would love to avoid any of those in the future.

 

[GT65_UGA89]

Coach, word at the Waffle House is that you’re a cheap tipper and that you steal menus, care to comment on that?

 

[CarsonNewmanJacket]

Coach, word is that Waffle House doesn’t want to keep sponsoring a greasy person that gives them diarrhea. What are your thoughts on this?

 

[coit]

 

[coit]

 

[coit]

 

[AugustaJacket]

Maybe not elite $/win, but definitely high level.

If I never hear "elite" or "high level" again, it will be too soon.

 

[Akinji07]

Coach, when you’re hiring assistants, do you have them list their felonies on the application like they do at Waffle House?

 

[BuzzLaw]

Coach Clown, if Paul Johnson punches you in the face, will your nose make a honking sound when it’s hit?

 

[AugustaJacket]

Will you miss your pal, Coach Narduzzi?

Do you really believe the styrofoam repels carbonation in your cherry cola? (some may recall that reference from his Temple days)

 

[WracerX]

Coach, have you ever put your fist in a bucket of water then taken it out?