Things found at a Louisville graduation party

At least 3 people who have said, “Business in the front, party in the back” unironically.
 
cat carrier
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Love seeing a good pussy surrounded by bush and this one looks like a tight box
Rare seeing a black pussy in the mountains and this one looks like a vicious cunt that'll hiss at you for trying to pet it
 
Probably some red punch, watermelon, strawberries and other red-colored foods and drinks.

EFF THAT $?&€!
 
Being that it is a special occasion, a party platter from Long John Silver’s.
 
Given the location, there is probably a bucket of the most bland fried chicken imaginable.
 
To symbolize the new graduate’s career prospects, a replica Lamar Jackson ACC trophy case.
 
The one responsible cousin who attended UK carrying a backpack full of Narcan.
 
A bunch of “it isn’t you, it’s me” letters* from past coaches.


*it is in fact you
 
A dozen or so items removed from the graduate’s rectum over the course of their studies
 
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