Things people may not know about ND

ND not named after Cathedral in France, but rather a little known tranny bar in Gary, IN
 
Ranked a 'Best Buy in Collegiate Degrees*'

*college pool included ND, University of Phoenix, and DeVry University
 
They have had more head coaches than any other team over the past 20 years.
 
They cost us a unanimous National Title in 1990 and gave one to UGa in 1980.

I've rooted for Notre Dame twice in my life. Both times they lost.
 
Ranked top 2 in 'Best places you've coached' by Brian Kelly
 
Father Paul Johnson has ordered the entire Notre Dame football team to be spanked for 60 minutes for the sin of pissing him off that one time at Navy
 
Probably the most prestigious Catholic university not located in Boston
 
University featured prominently in the 2nd season episode of The Father Dowling Mysteries where Father Dowling proved that the killer couldn't have been a Notre Dame coed based on the change in weight before and after shearing.
 
Only university in America where the primary use of GHB is to AVOID having sex with coeds
 
Their message boards are run on cast off Virginia Tech servers
 
Although premarital sex is forbidden by Catholic cannon, the Notre Dame football team is seriously screwed this weekend
 
It's Notre Dame's fault we were co-champions in 1990. A punt return touchdown by Rocket Ismail in the waning moments of the Orange Bowl was called back due to clipping, and Colorado won over Notre Dame 10-9.
 
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