Top 25 Biggest Retards in the Media

demjackets said:
Come on guys I'm disappointed, you gotta put Winklejohn, he is the ultimate PITA.
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I'll agree with this.

Plus, the guy on ESPN who is a NBA analyst.
Can't remember his name..."Steven A. ________" I think.

Help me here.:laugher:

I can't stand to hear him speak! :ugh:
 
Terrence Moore (biggest retard for any local rag)

Sean Salisbury (biggest retard on ESPN until...)

Stephen A. Smith (got a job at ESPN and is now officially the biggest retard, besides he is easily the most annoying analyst on the planet)

Woody Paige is a retard. It astounds me how this man actually gets paid to discuss sports because he's such a freaking idiot.

Stuart Scott (he actually may in fact be a retard. Either that or he will forever be defined by his lazy eye. BOO YOW!)

Bill Walton (Retard extraordinaire. We get it Bill, you were a rebel hippy who grew up on the glory days of basketball. shut the F*ck up already)

Dick Vitale, A retard that likes to suckle on Coach K's anus.

Joe Theismann... retard QB #1
Ron Jaworksi... retard QB #2
 
Oops, how could I forget Chris Berman. The original retard. Used to be funny, but the nick names got old in 1996. He's still using them.
 
Jay Mariotia. He sucks.

That lady who sounds like a man and does play-by-play for ESPN's Big 10 football games. I didn't think that it was possible to make Big 10 football more boring, but she does it.
 
Ish said:
Lou Holth
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LOL!!!!

he is a retard BIG TIME
and i wish he would put his teeth in before broadcasting, he is the only one that cant even pronounce his own name! he says "holth" like you wrote, and i always wonder what happened to the 'z'
 
Mark Bradley
Matt Chernoff
Dick Vitalle
Lee Corso
Larry Munsen
John Madden
Kirk Herbstreit
Steak Shapiro
Skip Bayless
Terence Moore
Chris Berman
Keyshawn Johnson
Woody Page
Pat Forde
Lou Holth
Billy Packer
Ray Ratto
Mark Schlabach
Mike Bell
Dennis Dodd
Joe Buck
Winklejohn
Sean Salisbury
Stephen A. Smith
Woody Paige
Stuart Scott
Bill Walton
Chris Berman
Jay Mariotia


That's 29 right there.

I guess everyone could pick their Top Ten and we could assign Retard Points and sum them. I've got some free time tonight..
 
1. Mark Bradley - (AJC writer, need I say more?)
2. Terence Moore - (see previous)
3. Skip Bayless - (I think he says things just to be controversial and I hate that)
4. Chris Berman - (Saw a video the other day where he spent 5 mins yelling at his crew for moving while he was practicing)
5. Larry Munson - (UGAy announcer, auto-retard)
6. Lee Corso - (Sports announcing should not turn into a circus i.e. wearing mascot heads)
7. John Madden - ("They will probably want to score on this drive")
8. Kirk Herbstreit - (Even though you went there, USC will not win every game ever)
9. Dick Vitale - (Coach K (probably) won't turn gay, even for you Dickie V)
10. Mark Schlabach (Can tell his UGAy bias even in his ESPN articles)

Sean Salisbury and Lou Holth get a pass because 1) Salisbury was kinda funny in Benchwarmers and 2) I can't help but laugh every time I hear Lou talk.
 
Herbstreit did not attend USC, he was a QB at OSU. He does pick OSU alot as he still has a radio gig in Columbus, OH.
 
I wouldn't call Vitale a retard, so much as I'd call him a blight upon humanity. If I saw him walking along the side of the road, I would drive my car up onto the side walk and there's not a court in the world that would convict me for it.

Also, add me to the Skip Bayless list. No one on ESPN makes me change the channel faster. Stephen A Smith is a close second, and his constant yelling unintelligible garbage may actually qualify him as a Wal-Mart greeter.
 
FourGenJacket22 said:
Keith Olberman
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I think the inclusion of Keith Olberman sets a bad precedence in the thread, by opening up all sorts of media morons, rather then just sports related media morons. While Oblerman would certainly qualify these days as a media retard, he's time spent with ESPN was relatively quiet I thought. He just read the scores and made bad puns with Craig Kilborn. That said, I was also about 12 at the time he was on Sportscenter.
 
Keith Olberman might no longer work for ESPN, but he still made me want to punch my TV in every time I saw his "I'm the king of everything" smile on NBC's "we're the kings of everything" NFL pregame show.

I can't believe I forgot about Terrence Moore. I honestly think he is the only columnist out there who I have never agreed with on anything, ever. He is probably going to be #1 on my list.

Stuart Scott and Chris Berman, while incredibly annoying(Chris Berman is currently managing to ruin every good highlight ever, it makes me want to cry), actually seem to be pretty knowledgeable when they analyze things.

Stephen A. used to be near the top of my list, but he has since toned his act a lot. He is also the perfect complement for Bill Walton, who I absolutely love even though he does say dumb things at time. Unfortunately, him being paired with Stephen A. means his announcing duties have gone way down.
 
BarrelORum said:
No, he is not a retard. He makes fun of the same retards we do.
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Over the years, Keith Olberman has gone from someone I enjoyed watching on Sportscenter, to an annoying pompous ass that makes me slightly ashamed to consider myself a liberal. I forgot that he was doing NBC football duty, and not doing it very well. I may have subconsciously erased that portion of my memory in order to sleep at night without flash backs. I take back what I said about his exclusion from the list.
 
PJisthenewCJ said:
okay okay my bad...i was wrong about herbstreit.
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I actually like him. He has a much better take on what is going on than Corso or Mark. The Desmond Howard stuff can go away as well but he does add some unintentional comedy.

Herbstreit and Musberger in the booth on Saturday night games has been much better than anyone else Musberger has been paired up with.
 
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