Top 25 Biggest Retards in the Media

I was on the sideline for the 98 nad licker game in shiite land and Charmin' harmon wages started crying when o'leary did a quick bit with him. I started laughing at him and he quickly tried to become a man again.

I nominate him
 
Musberger is the best play by play man out there. I think all announcers should be as drunk as Musberger is.

Btw, I've never been further North than DC. So the NY thing is obviously wrong.

Another BTW, he was born in Oregon and grew up in Montana. I fail to see how that makes him an NYC Asshole.
 
Well if you're just talking media alone, I would have to say Geraldo Rivera absolutely takes the cake. Though we are clearly talking sports so I will have to say Michael Irvin is the number 1 sports media douche bag. Even though he is no longer in the media he tops the list for me.

Herbstreit is the only reason my wife will watch College Gameday with me so he has to stay.

On a different note it seems that everyone has beef with pretty much every major sports media personality there is. So that leads me to ask who do you all like, if all of those people you hate? Rachel Nichols, Erin Andrews, and other hot girls are easy to like. My favorite personality is definitely Charles Barkley. And does anyone remember back when Rush Limbaugh was on ESPN? I liked his segments while he was on the show. Granted he crossed the line, but so did Irvin and he never got fired.
 
GTMensLax&SoccerD1Soon! said:
My favorite personality is definitely Charles Barkley.
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The Round Mound of Fiscal Rebound? the maybe future Governor of Bammer? i like him too

this was a classic
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Barkely had to "kiss ass" for losing a bet... and he did it
 
I don't have any F'in idea how you guys have left Beano Cook off this list.

And Beau Bock is clearly actually mentally defective. I am not sure of the scientific name of his disorder, but he is clearly F'ed up.

Bill Walton wasn't born retarded, but smoking enough weed to kill livestock or small woodland creatures has clearly taken its toll.

Tim McCarver.... Douchebag

If you're going to have Stephen A. Smith as an analyst, you should have Chewbacca sitting there right next to him. Wookies need to be equally represented on talk shows too and Chewbacca can at least fix a hyper-drive. Frankly, I think a Chewbacca / Terry Bradshaw pre-game show would be pretty F'in entertaining.

Lou "ND will be Top 10 in '07" Holtz.... Good call buddy

But seriously....BEANO COOK!!!!! This guy is the king of kings when it comes to MORONITUDE.
 
Is Beano still alive? I thought he died and just looks alive because he is permanently pickled. How did we not hear "Brady Quinn will win 4 Heismans" about 500 million times?
 
BarrelORum said:
Dick Vitale, A retard that likes to suckle on Coach K's anus.
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Laughter -> Mouth -> Coffee -> Keyboard FTW.

My votes are:

Dook Vitale (legendary tobacco homer)

Merril Hodge, Shannon Sharpe, Mark Schlerith (sic) (to them every single NFL game and matchup is boiled down to the term 'make plays' which doesn't really mean anything. The only player in football who 'make's plays' is the f'ing center - since he hikes the f'ing ball)

Fudge Packer (for being hopelessly biased and blind ... see Jeff Green travel)

Stuart Scott (Boo yah!)

Berman (Obi Wan to Scott's Luke)

Stephen A. Smith (it's not a f'ing sermon ... it's an NBA game, give it a rest ... we know you are black)

Perry Laurentino (the reason I got XM radio)

Does anyone consider Larry Munson an actual media person ? His play call is so over the top homerific with the "we" stuff I'd think he is more shtick comedy.
 
I Went The Other Way

Instead of listing all the media parasites that suck, I decided to list all the media people who did not obviously suck.

Below is a comprehensive list:

Furman Bisher, before he went senile
Carroll Rogers, in the seemingly day and a half she was our beat writer

ESPN... total suckage. Top to bottom
Everyone else: trying to be ESPN
 
Mike Patrick. I simply cannot listen to any broadcast that this d*psh*t is doing. When you combine him w/Dookie V., the game is completely unwatchable.

Beau Bock really does have mental difficulty. Very few have spewed more hot air while knowing less.

It is amazing how piss poor the sports media (and at large) really is.
 
The cast of Inside the NBA is the best studio group around. An incredible show from top to bottom.
 
Shannon Sharpe talks like he has marbles in his mouth.
 
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