Transforming Bristol Motor Speedway

[WracerX]

Why are they going?

Drunken hillbilly sex. This is their best chance to expand the gene pool.

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Drunken hillbilly sex. This is their best chance to expand the gene pool.

Not really.

 

[ee8384]

Why are they going?

Dunno, but the town is turning into a giant parking lot. Worse than race week. I'm bugging out shortly...

 

[WracerX]

Since "World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party" is taken, will this be dubbed the "World's Largest Outdoor Opioid Den"?

 

[ScionOfSouthland]

Why are they going?

500,000 beers + a beer festival + a Kenny Chesney concert + College Gameday + a ton of day-of activities = a redneck weekend to remember. The Xs and Os of who wins and loses this game won't matter to those in the stands; only the experience will (should they have the liver function to remember it).

http://www.knoxnews.com/entertainme...7c-6201-49e8-e053-0100007f42b0-392153001.html

 

[GoGATech]

Since "World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party" is taken, will this be dubbed the "World's Largest Outdoor Opioid Den"?

I think "World's Largest Outdoor Meth Fest" has a better ring to it.

That or "World's Largest öööö Your Cousin Festival".

 

[ee8384]

This weekend is MethFest. Next weekend at Rhythm and Roots Festival is OpiateFest. With the race two weeks ago (BeerFest), the game this weekend and R&R next it's going to look like the Walking Dead around here by the end of September.

 

[BuckNasty]

Heading up there now. Taking the little crumb cruncher and once you get married there is an auto-designated driver. I am going to get tanked and maybe divorced.

 

[Flywheel]

They'll probably get bored when they all realize they can't see the game and just start kissing their sisters.

 

[User 8976]

(Nationwide tune) smokey fears Michael Vick

 

[ronricks]

Over under on how many fights there are at this game? Can't imagine a bigger mess. You are going to have the NASCAR necks showing up just for the heck of it. Tennessee's fan base is a mix of those folks the WWE fans and actual football fans. What a shit show.

 

[LegendaryGT]

Over under on how many fights there are at this game? Can't imagine a bigger mess. You are going to have the NASCAR necks showing up just for the heck of it. Tennessee's fan base is a mix of those folks the WWE fans and actual football fans. What a öööö show.

I really hope there is a documentary crew at the police headquarters. That would be pay per view material.

 

[jacket67]

 

[georgiatech22]

Bristol starting to fill up.

"

 

[ScionOfSouthland]

Looks like the best seat is at home

 

[georgiatech22]

At least you can say one thing, it's going to be a spectacle.

 

[Buzzrock]

I do love me some Jennifer Nettles

 

[LegendaryGT]

We gonna use this as the game thread?

 

[LegendaryGT]

Mack Brown plus Mark May, now I understand the will of the dark Lord.

 

[LegendaryGT]

Tebow has never looked so gay.