UNCHEAT

[ElCidBUZZingFAN]

New blueprint: Cheat, and cheat BIG TIME-- but offer benefits to regular students too, and you will escape without even 1 infraction. Not one. You'll get off scot-free. You'll be fine.

That's what I just said, too, in the thread in the basketball forum.

NCAA: We can't pay you cause you're students.
NCAA: You don't have to go to class or complete course work because you're an athlete.

Just wut!?!?!?!

 

[jobut]

What a ööööing joke. Our guy can't receive clothes from a cousin, but these ööööheads get away with academic cheating. Bullshit.

Message from NCAA is clear: We care about merchandi$e, not academics.

 

[MadTownJacket]

 

[jdubjacket]

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Don’t hate the player. Hate DRAD. What a useless ööööing individual.

I hope he fucks Clemson worse than he ööööed us.

 

[Diseqc]

I hope he öööös Clemson worse than he ööööed us.

He’ll öööö up eventually.

 

[QuadF]

so, if agents had put the clothes on a table outside of the GTAA building and anyone could've walked by even though it was surrounded by athletes they wanted to sign later, that's legit because theoretically anyone could've grabbed some shoes and shirts. Ok then...

 

[GT98]

Absolutely ööööing incredible.

My thoughts as well. Seven year investigation and nothing for the worst academic fraud scandal in collegiate history. The NCAA has reached a new low.

 

[wreckem1990]

 

[gtfan088]

New blueprint: Cheat, and cheat BIG TIME-- but offer benefits to regular students too, and you will escape without even 1 infraction. Not one. You'll get off scot-free. You'll be fine.

This. The NCAA's reasoning is so hilariously awful. UNC is in the clear because they were equal-opportunity cheaters!

 

[gtfan088]

I know you have some bias here, but you have to admit this is pretty bad...

 

[gtfan088]

so, if agents had put the clothes on a table outside of the GTAA building and anyone could've walked by even though it was surrounded by athletes they wanted to sign later, that's legit because theoretically anyone could've grabbed some shoes and shirts. Ok then...

Yes, this will be the new thing. "We have concluded that numerous recruits were paid to commit, but other students were also paid, so no harm done."

 

[jdubjacket]

So, basically, just say it wasn't academic fraud, and you're off the hook. Open and shut case.

 

[Rodzilla]

This is all UCF's fault.

 

[LeonardWood]

So, basically, just say it wasn't academic fraud, and you're off the hook. Open and shut case.

Oh. Well, in that case, let's just have Peterson issue a statement that Thomas never received improoer benfits. 2009 ACC title restored!

 

[LeonardWood]

But seriously, exactly what the öööö is the NCAA good for? I'm not seeing any incremental benefits for its members.

 

[Rodzilla]

If the NCAA isn't going to enforce the rules, what's the point of even having rules?

They're literally saying "your athletes have to maintain good grades, but if you get them to have good grades by making up fake classes, oh well!"

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

But seriously, exactly what the öööö is the NCAA good for? I'm not seeing any incremental benefits for its members.

“Core Purpose: Our purpose is to govern competition in a fair, safe, equitable and sportsmanlike manner, and to integrate intercollegiate athletics into higher education so that the educational experience of the student-athlete is paramount.”

 

[gtfan088]

So an organization that has tax-exempt status tied to their putative role in education has no enforcement over a matter of education...

 

[LeonardWood]

“Core Purpose: Our purpose is to govern competition in a fair, safe, equitable and sportsmanlike manner, and to integrate intercollegiate athletics into higher education so that the educational experience of the student-athlete is paramount.”

Ahahahaha

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