You know they say that all teams are created equal, but you look at this offense, you look at our defense and you can see that statement just isn’t true. Two separate studies from the Georgia Tech Research institute and ParkAtlanta independently found that in a normal game, any team has a 50/50 chance of winning.
Factor in that we have an offensive genius and the team's production metrics are above average. Statistically, USF has a 25% chance, at best, to beat us. Factor in Coach Woody and USF's chance of winning decrease to 12.5%
So, the data scientists took their 12.5% chance, deducted our 75% chance of winning, resulting in USF's negative 62.5% chance of winning. They compiled our 75% chance of winning with our extra 50% chance of winning and they found we have a 137.50 % chance of winning. Listen up, you Jimmy Buffett wannabe nibbling on sponge cake, getting half baked, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you in 2018. Go öööö yourself with a blown out flip flop. You are the fanbase to blame. Why don't you get drunk and öööö yourself?