Who do you want to play in a bowl?

Hold on is this thread about basketball or football???? Kentucky has a football team? Wtf since when?
 
Dirty Jacket said:
Hold on is this thread about basketball or football???? Kentucky has a football team? Wtf since when?
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It's a problem philosophers and scientists alike have struggled with, putting Schrodinger to shame. When your television isn't tuned to the SEC Network overflow channel, their football team simultaneously exists and does not exist. When you change the channel to their game, none of that matters and you just pray for immediate death because you're watching ööööing Kentucky play football.
 
Meh. They view us pretty much the same as we view them, so I can't really be too butthurt about it. Now I think we've got a lot more reason to feel superior, but I see their viewpoint.
 
johncu said:
Meh. They view us pretty much the same as we view them, so I can't really be too butthurt about it. Now I think we've got a lot more reason to feel superior, but I see their viewpoint.
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We are nothing like them and I hope they read this and internalize it. We've been nationally relevant more often than them. We are not a national power or relevent at the present, we are a second tier team most years, but every fourth or so year we're in the mix with great teams. Kentucky has never been a second tier program. Their history is as a SEC doormat. They would be a doormat in the ACC, BIG10, PAC12, and BIG12. They are the equivalent of Wake Forest, except wake forest played in a conference championship game in the last decade. They play in the weakest subdivision in the power 5 and they're vying for a shit bowl, because they're a shit team.

We may get pitted against them and we may lose but we are not the same. We are a superior academic institution and a superior football program, both historically and in the present. There is no comparison. Those dipshits have a moderately successful season in an awful SEC east and they're walking out with their chodes out. Good for them.

Jacket Heart.
 
If Puke's the meat and potatoes, VT is the 5-star dessert, UVA is the caramel frap, and taking a shit on the G is uga, KY's the toilet paper.

öööö ''em
 
Dirty Jacket said:
We are nothing like them and I hope they read this and internalize it. We've been nationally relevant more often than them. We are not a national power or relevent at the present, we are a second tier team most years, but every fourth or so year we're in the mix with great teams. Kentucky has never been a second tier program. Their history is as a SEC doormat. They would be a doormat in the ACC, BIG10, PAC12, and BIG12. They are the equivalent of Wake Forest, except wake forest played in a conference championship game in the last decade. They play in the weakest subdivision in the power 5 and they're vying for a öööö bowl, because they're a öööö team.

We may get pitted against them and we may lose but we are not the same. We are a superior academic institution and a superior football program, both historically and in the present. There is no comparison. Those dipshits have a moderately successful season in an awful SEC east and they're walking out with their chodes out. Good for them.

Jacket Heart.
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Mind rite.

#ExcreteTheWaste
 
Dirty Jacket said:
We are nothing like them and I hope they read this and internalize it. We've been nationally relevant more often than them. We are not a national power or relevent at the present, we are a second tier team most years, but every fourth or so year we're in the mix with great teams. Kentucky has never been a second tier program. Their history is as a SEC doormat. They would be a doormat in the ACC, BIG10, PAC12, and BIG12. They are the equivalent of Wake Forest, except wake forest played in a conference championship game in the last decade. They play in the weakest subdivision in the power 5 and they're vying for a öööö bowl, because they're a öööö team.

We may get pitted against them and we may lose but we are not the same. We are a superior academic institution and a superior football program, both historically and in the present. There is no comparison. Those dipshits have a moderately successful season in an awful SEC east and they're walking out with their chodes out. Good for them.

Jacket Heart.
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Kiss me.

#BelowTheWaist
 
The team with the hottest fan base.
 
We'd kill Tennessee. We'll kick their ööööing asses again 9 months later. öööö 'em
 
RamblinWreck92 said:
We'd kill Tennessee. We'll kick their ööööing asses again 9 months later. öööö 'em
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We would, I agree, but I posted it because it seems like there would be less than no chance of that match-up actually happening because of the opener next year.
 
The Jacket said:
We would, I agree, but I posted it because it seems like there would be less than no chance of that match-up actually happening because of the opener next year.
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Sad but true. Sad because we'll probably end up with a bunch of backwoods butt ööööers like KY rather than a team of clowns like UT that at least has a cunt-hair's worth of football prestige.
 
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