The "OFFICIAL" 2014 Butt Hurt Futures Market

whenyousaybud said:
Mediocre prediction.

We go 5-6 into the dwags game.
They're 5-6.

We play to 4 OTs and the game is called on account of weather.

Neither of us make a bowl and we both break the other's bowl streak.

More butthurt than Jim Neighbors with a wheelbarrow full of buttholes.
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Butthurt would plummet in this senario.

At this point who here wouldnt take a tie with UGA even if it meant our worthless bowl streak.
 
BarrelORum said:
So you are saying that butthurt will exceed the levels of the post UGA debacle 2002 and the post ACC CG in 2006? That a level of butthurt that I don't think will ever get past. Although last year's UGA debacle was up there it was nowhere close to the butthurt of those previous two times.
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I am saying it is a moot point to talk about butthurt values in past years since there was no market for them in the past. Now that they are traded, I am selling all of mine at the time they will bring most value, which will be immediately after the UGA game. Soon after that game, I am afraid the SEC will delist them.
 
you dont have to be butthurt to know that this team is a joke.

however, i am butthurt.
 
thePUNisher said:
you dont have to be butthurt to know that this team is a joke.

however, i am butthurt.
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G776T said:
Butthurt would plummet in this senario.

At this point who here wouldnt take a tie with UGA even if it meant our worthless bowl streak.
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**** you Riker. Tie Georgie and lose our streak? There are a lot of programs who would like to have our "meaningless" streak.
 
3GT said:
Putting a MASSIVE short on butt-hurt futures here:

1. UGA wins SEC-East.

2. Both Gurley AND Marshall lost before season end.

3. November 29, 2014: GT:44 UGA:27

-----UGA misses BCS title shot in EPIC nationally televised beat-down by GT.

4. (4) GT fans sent to Athens Regional Hospital after post-game attacks by UGA fans.

5. UGA gets obliterated by aTm in SEC-CG.

6. GT loses VERY close game to FSU in ACC-CG.


Gents: "There is an appointed time for everything." Ecclesiastes 3:1.

That time...has FINALLY arrived.
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I'll even add this guess:

Gurley is lost for the season on either:

1. Sept 13 vs USCe
2. Sept 27 vs Tennessee
 
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3GT said:
I'll even add this guess:

Gurley is lost for the season on either:

1. Sept 6 vs USCe
2. Sept 27 vs Tennessee
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you're like the village oracle.

but i understand you have to do what you have to do to bring balance to 1000s of butthurt posts by the rest of stingtalk.
 
3GT said:
I'll even add this guess:

Gurley is lost for the season on either:

1. Sept 6 vs USCe
2. Sept 27 vs Tennessee
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Gonna be hard to do since the dwags don't play sc until the 13th.
 
Akinji07 said:
you're like the village oracle.

but i understand you have to do what you have to do to bring balance to 1000s of butthurt posts by the rest of stingtalk.
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He's an inside butthurt trader trying to sway the market for his benefit when he unloads his butthurt for massive profits.
 
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