Clear purse

The clear bag can be used for means of distraction. Halfway hide a contraband in the clear bag so that it's obvious but not in plain sight. The security will find it and confiscate it, thinking they got you. In the meantime you will have other contraband taped to your legs and chest. It's the oldest smuggling technique in the book.
 
It’s for carrying that awesome water bottle they gave us that you have to share with everyone on your tix account
 
First, cut a hole in the bag. Next, put your "junk" in the bag. Laugh when security says no weeners allowed to be brought into the stadium.

And cry when security snatches the weener to confiscate it.
 
I’m gonna carry my Glock in mine :-)

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