Dear Coach Johnson

[smokey_wasp]

Dear Coach Johnson,

Who is this 4chan?

Respectfully,
gtleviathan

Ha.

Dear Coach Johnson,

What is Q?

 

[DressCheeseSideSeaboard]

Dear Coach Johnson,

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.

That is all.

 

[User 8976]

Dear Coach Johnson,

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.

That is all.

Son,

Call JayZee Wentworth. 877-cash-now.
CPJ

 

[Highriser987]

Dear Coach Johnson,

What is the internets?

Best wishes,

The team

 

[Dirty Jacket]

Dear Coach Johnston,

Has it ever not been what it was?

I’m actually going to stay on the line and not listen to your response.

-DJ

 

[User 8976]

Dear Coach Johnson,

What is the internets?

Best wishes,

The team

It's those things your wife wears on her legs when I visit.- CPJ

 

[User 8976]

Dear Coach Johnston,

Has it ever not been what it was?

I’m actually going to stay on the line and not listen to your response.

-DJ

Eat a sack lunch off my taint, you ööööing ugly son of a bitch.

 

[ElCidBUZZingFAN]

Dear Coach Johnson,

Why do kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Love,
Wreck Em

It's the granulated crack they put on each and every square.

 

[JudgeJudy]

Dear CPJ

Sometimes I wish you would quit, but not because I want you to leave. I want all these so called fans, who call for your head, to see what we get stuck with if you leave.

See you in court,

JJ

 

[Dirty Jacket]

Eat a sack lunch off my taint, you ööööing ugly son of a bitch.

I intermittent fast so I don’t eat lunch. But I’ll rest my chin on your morbidly padded taint while you describe the way things are.

 

[User 8976]

Dear CPJ

Sometimes I wish you would quit, but not because I want you to leave. I want all these so called fans, who call for your head, to see what we get stuck with if you leave.

See you in court,

JJ

Dear Judge,

You live in Morrow, Georgia. You should be reloading and providing cover fire, not yapping your mouth on a message board.

CPJ

 

[User 8976]

I intermittent fast so I don’t eat lunch. But I’ll rest my chin on your morbidly padded taint while you describe the way things are.

Glad to see your taint fetish coming through, you sick öööö.

CPJ

 

[BEEFENSE]

Hey Coach----ignore the "chicken littles", light up a Cohiba and full throttle the O.

 

[User 8976]

Hey Coach----ignore the "chicken littles", light up a Cohiba and full throttle the O.

 

[Flywheel]

ST: It runs the option with the freshman again. It does this whenever it's told.

CPJ: Mister, if you get to be the coach next year, put him in.

ST: It runs the option with the freshman or else it gets the hose again. Yes, it will, Coach. It will get the hose.

CPJ: OK, OK. Mister, if you shut the $%^& up, I won't beat you to death with that rubber hose, I promise. See, my daddy taught me how to deal with you armchair types. I guess you already know that.

ST: Now it runs the option with the freshman.

CPJ: Oh please. I'm going home.

ST: It runs the option with the freshman.

CPJ: Can I use your sh***er?

ST: Run the @#$%ing option with the freshman!!!