Duke fans hating on PJ

I'm so glad that we have a fanbase that never hates on Duke's coaches in any sport.
 
I don't think we ran up the score on them, but just the fact that Duke thinks we ran it up gives me pause. Let's face it there's probably no other fan base with as much experience at discerning "running it up" from a "good ol' ass whoopin'" than Duke. Heck, most of the time it's probably the only thing for them to talk about after a football game or even before for that matter.

Let me paint a picture for you:

{Two young men reading from leatherbound books fireside in the study}

Parker [Looking up from his book]: So Ashton, what's your take on the football game this coming weekend?

Ashton [Putting his book aside and gazing up in earnest contemplation before directing his answer to Parker]: Well I'm hoping for a good scrum. I believe our boys are good for no worse than a goal or two.

Parker: No, Ashton....American fooball. How do you see it "running it up" or "ass whooping"?

Ashton: Ah yes, they still play that down by the track in the Fall don't they. Well, I'm hoping for a good ass whooping, but I'm afraid it will be "running it up" again.

Parker: Oh drat!

Ashton: I know. "Running it up" is so boorish.

Parker: It's not that....I spilt marmilade all over my new ascot and I just picked it up from the haberdasher this week.

Ashton: What shall you do?

Parker: I suppose that I shall go without an ascot.

Ashton: You scoundrel!

Parker: Nevermind it....Getting back to this matter of the football contest, I too share your fear of more "running it up". I'm so hoping for a good ass whooping. I'm writing a paper on the Kinesiology of the Foot Meets Ass for my Biology thesis and I was looking forward to some firsthand observations.

Ashton: So you're actually going to observe the match? Perhaps I shall join you. [Pause] Yes, I'll just have to tell Mother that she'll have to comb her own hair this week.... or wait until I make my return in the evening.

Parker: I'll bring my best vintage of sherry.

Ashton: And I shall bring the devilled eggs

Parker: You scoundrel!

Ashton: Well, we all have our own eccentricities. Don't we?

{Parker & Ashton laugh out loud together then return to their reading.}

[End scene]

I swear this is how it actually happens or so I am told.;)
 
JTS said:
I don't think we ran up the score on them, but just the fact that Duke thinks we ran it up gives me pause. Let's face it there's probably no other fan base with as much experience at discerning "running it up" from a "good ol' ass whoopin'" than Duke. Heck, most of the time it's probably the only thing for them to talk about after a football game or even before for that matter.

Let me paint a picture for you:

{Two young men reading from leatherbound books fireside in the study}

Parker [Looking up from his book]: So Ashton, what's your take on the football game this coming weekend?

Ashton [Putting his book aside and gazing up in earnest contemplation before directing his answer to Parker]: Well I'm hoping for a good scrum. I believe our boys are good for no worse than a goal or two.

Parker: No, Ashton....American fooball. How do you see it "running it up" or "ass whooping"?

Ashton: Ah yes, they still play that down by the track in the Fall don't they. Well, I'm hoping for a good ass whooping, but I'm afraid it will be "running it up" again.

Parker: Oh drat!

Ashton: I know. "Running it up" is so boorish.

Parker: It's not that....I spilt marmilade all over my new ascot and I just picked it up from the haberdasher this week.

Ashton: What shall you do?

Parker: I suppose that I shall go without an ascot.

Ashton: You scoundrel!

Parker: Nevermind it....Getting back to this matter of the football contest, I too share your fear of more "running it up". I'm so hoping for a good ass whooping. I'm writing a paper on the Kinesiology of the Foot Meets Ass for my Biology thesis and I was looking forward to some firsthand observations.

Ashton: So you're actually going to observe the match? Perhaps I shall join you. [Pause] Yes, I'll just have to tell Mother that she'll have to comb her own hair this week.... or wait until I make my return in the evening.

Parker: I'll bring my best vintage of sherry.

Ashton: And I shall bring the devilled eggs

Parker: You scoundrel!

Ashton: Well, we all have our own eccentricities. Don't we?

{Parker & Ashton laugh out loud together then return to their reading.}

[End scene]

I swear this is how it actually happens or so I am told.;)
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Sir, I am legitimately speechless right now...
 
Someone has a little too much time on his hands, and it is a little disturbing.


JTS said:
I don't think we ran up the score on them, but just the fact that Duke thinks we ran it up gives me pause. Let's face it there's probably no other fan base with as much experience at discerning "running it up" from a "good ol' ass whoopin'" than Duke. Heck, most of the time it's probably the only thing for them to talk about after a football game or even before for that matter.

Let me paint a picture for you:

{Two young men reading from leatherbound books fireside in the study}

Parker [Looking up from his book]: So Ashton, what's your take on the football game this coming weekend?

Ashton [Putting his book aside and gazing up in earnest contemplation before directing his answer to Parker]: Well I'm hoping for a good scrum. I believe our boys are good for no worse than a goal or two.

Parker: No, Ashton....American fooball. How do you see it "running it up" or "ass whooping"?

Ashton: Ah yes, they still play that down by the track in the Fall don't they. Well, I'm hoping for a good ass whooping, but I'm afraid it will be "running it up" again.

Parker: Oh drat!

Ashton: I know. "Running it up" is so boorish.

Parker: It's not that....I spilt marmilade all over my new ascot and I just picked it up from the haberdasher this week.

Ashton: What shall you do?

Parker: I suppose that I shall go without an ascot.

Ashton: You scoundrel!

Parker: Nevermind it....Getting back to this matter of the football contest, I too share your fear of more "running it up". I'm so hoping for a good ass whooping. I'm writing a paper on the Kinesiology of the Foot Meets Ass for my Biology thesis and I was looking forward to some firsthand observations.

Ashton: So you're actually going to observe the match? Perhaps I shall join you. [Pause] Yes, I'll just have to tell Mother that she'll have to comb her own hair this week.... or wait until I make my return in the evening.

Parker: I'll bring my best vintage of sherry.

Ashton: And I shall bring the devilled eggs

Parker: You scoundrel!

Ashton: Well, we all have our own eccentricities. Don't we?

{Parker & Ashton laugh out loud together then return to their reading.}

[End scene]

I swear this is how it actually happens or so I am told.;)
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JTS said:
I don't think we ran up the score on them, but just the fact that Duke thinks we ran it up gives me pause. Let's face it there's probably no other fan base with as much experience at discerning "running it up" from a "good ol' ass whoopin'" than Duke. Heck, most of the time it's probably the only thing for them to talk about after a football game or even before for that matter.

Let me paint a picture for you:

{Two young men reading from leatherbound books fireside in the study}

Parker [Looking up from his book]: So Ashton, what's your take on the football game this coming weekend?

Ashton [Putting his book aside and gazing up in earnest contemplation before directing his answer to Parker]: Well I'm hoping for a good scrum. I believe our boys are good for no worse than a goal or two.

Parker: No, Ashton....American fooball. How do you see it "running it up" or "ass whooping"?

Ashton: Ah yes, they still play that down by the track in the Fall don't they. Well, I'm hoping for a good ass whooping, but I'm afraid it will be "running it up" again.

Parker: Oh drat!

Ashton: I know. "Running it up" is so boorish.

Parker: It's not that....I spilt marmilade all over my new ascot and I just picked it up from the haberdasher this week.

Ashton: What shall you do?

Parker: I suppose that I shall go without an ascot.

Ashton: You scoundrel!

Parker: Nevermind it....Getting back to this matter of the football contest, I too share your fear of more "running it up". I'm so hoping for a good ass whooping. I'm writing a paper on the Kinesiology of the Foot Meets Ass for my Biology thesis and I was looking forward to some firsthand observations.

Ashton: So you're actually going to observe the match? Perhaps I shall join you. [Pause] Yes, I'll just have to tell Mother that she'll have to comb her own hair this week.... or wait until I make my return in the evening.

Parker: I'll bring my best vintage of sherry.

Ashton: And I shall bring the devilled eggs

Parker: You scoundrel!

Ashton: Well, we all have our own eccentricities. Don't we?

{Parker & Ashton laugh out loud together then return to their reading.}

[End scene]

I swear this is how it actually happens or so I am told.;)
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This is the best thing I've read in a long time.:biggthumpup:
 
I wish I had the power to close this thread. You know that line of retarded? Ya'll past it on page 4. This is just getting re-damn-diculous.
 
JTS said:
I don't think we ran up the score on them, but just the fact that Duke thinks we ran it up gives me pause. Let's face it there's probably no other fan base with as much experience at discerning "running it up" from a "good ol' ass whoopin'" than Duke. Heck, most of the time it's probably the only thing for them to talk about after a football game or even before for that matter.

Let me paint a picture for you:

{Two young men reading from leatherbound books fireside in the study}

Parker [Looking up from his book]: So Ashton, what's your take on the football game this coming weekend?

Ashton [Putting his book aside and gazing up in earnest contemplation before directing his answer to Parker]: Well I'm hoping for a good scrum. I believe our boys are good for no worse than a goal or two.

Parker: No, Ashton....American fooball. How do you see it "running it up" or "ass whooping"?

Ashton: Ah yes, they still play that down by the track in the Fall don't they. Well, I'm hoping for a good ass whooping, but I'm afraid it will be "running it up" again.

Parker: Oh drat!

Ashton: I know. "Running it up" is so boorish.

Parker: It's not that....I spilt marmilade all over my new ascot and I just picked it up from the haberdasher this week.

Ashton: What shall you do?

Parker: I suppose that I shall go without an ascot.

Ashton: You scoundrel!

Parker: Nevermind it....Getting back to this matter of the football contest, I too share your fear of more "running it up". I'm so hoping for a good ass whooping. I'm writing a paper on the Kinesiology of the Foot Meets Ass for my Biology thesis and I was looking forward to some firsthand observations.

Ashton: So you're actually going to observe the match? Perhaps I shall join you. [Pause] Yes, I'll just have to tell Mother that she'll have to comb her own hair this week.... or wait until I make my return in the evening.

Parker: I'll bring my best vintage of sherry.

Ashton: And I shall bring the devilled eggs

Parker: You scoundrel!

Ashton: Well, we all have our own eccentricities. Don't we?

{Parker & Ashton laugh out loud together then return to their reading.}

[End scene]

I swear this is how it actually happens or so I am told.;)
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Excellent! :laugher:
 
JTS just has that dam# SWAGGER about him.

JTS = Top 5 ST poster.


As a matter of fact JTS, after G-Webb this week, I put in my request that the board receive a SWAGGER lesson and pep talk prior to Clemson.
 
Oh, it's on!!!!

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Woooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
BuzzMD said:
+1

Didn't Butler sign with Duke, because Cutcliffe was talking about him in practice going up against no WR's? Maybe CPJ was remembering these comments, with our aerial display in this game. :)
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Guess I was right.

http://gtsports.blogspot.com/2008/10/tales-on-recruiting-trail.html

From Paul Johnson's radio show on the success of the passing game against Duke. After discussing how hard BeBe Thomas had worked all year and how it couldn't have happened to a better guy, Johnson said this:

".......... also it was good for us because they (Duke) had told a couple of defensive back recruits not to come here because we didn't have any receivers to cover (in practice) and that they couldn't get any better. So I wanted them to see that we had a couple of guys that could catch."
- Paul Johnson, 10-8-2008
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