Football Scoop Nuclear Winter

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MID-TO-LATE NOVEMBER

Miami:
When Miami loses to lowly Florida State for the first time in five years, Miami announces Manny Diaz will finish the season but will not return afterward.

Virginia Tech: A win over Miami temporarily calms the waters, but a loss to Virginia -- his second in three years... and VT's second in 18 years -- is the end for the 6-year Justin Fuente era in Blacksburg.

Duke: David Cutcliffe announces his retirement moments after falling to Miami to close the season. Moments after that, all the coaches in the Arch Manning Sweepstakes -- Nick Saban, Kirby Smart, Dabo Swinney and Steve Sarkisian -- are on the phone to get Cut in as a special advisor.

Miami: Warren Sapp, Ken Dorsey, Ray Lewis, Ed Reed and Jeremy Shockey sit down for dinner at Prime 112. The table is set for six. The five of them wait 10 minutes, then 15, then 20. Finally, Sapp fires off an impatient text to their sixth, Michael Irvin. "I'm on my way," Irvin replies, "and we're going to need another chair."

Georgia Tech: Geoff Collins is informed following his team's 38-3 loss to Georgia, in which his Jackets covered the spread, that his services will no longer be needed. He heads to Waffle House.
 
Say the other stuff in this guys article were true, we'd be insane to fire Collins then. There's the money thing sure, but then we have to find a replacement with that in mind while in competition with LSU, UF, Miami, VT, Washington, UCLA and USC? Sure...
Throw Duke, Syracuse and ASU onto that pile too, would probably at least be competition for our third choices
 
Say the other stuff in this guys article were true, we'd be insane to fire Collins then. There's the money thing sure, but then we have to find a replacement with that in mind while in competition with LSU, UF, Miami, VT, Washington, UCLA and USC? Sure...
Throw Duke, Syracuse and ASU onto that pile too, would probably at least be competition for our third choices
I wouldn’t mind stealing one of their coaches, like Fuentes wasn’t horrendous, Coach O isn’t bad. Manny Diaz had some good years.
 
Say the other stuff in this guys article were true, we'd be insane to fire Collins then. There's the money thing sure, but then we have to find a replacement with that in mind while in competition with LSU, UF, Miami, VT, Washington, UCLA and USC? Sure...
Throw Duke, Syracuse and ASU onto that pile too, would probably at least be competition for our third choices

Gosh, I hope we can hold onto our coordinators and HC with that group of schools looking. The way they’ve handled the greatest transition ever will probably make them a hot commodity.
 
They’ve shown success at a P5 level. Collins hasn’t. His only head coaching experience was two years at temple. He was a QUALITY CONTROL COACH the year before that.

Coach O is a dumpster fire... He was crap at ole piss, having records similar to our current record now, and he is having difficulties at LSU. He leaves scandals in his wake. If you don't like Collins' post game pressers, you should watch Coach O's.. He wouldn't do well here.

Fuente is being let go at VT for underachieving... We are picking up their casts offs now?

Diaz would be a great defensive coordinator for Collins to pick up to replace Thacker. Instant upgrade. I haven't seen any stellar head coaching out of him, either.

I think Collins is better than any of these trolls that you suggested.
 
Coach O is a dumpster fire... He was crap at ole piss, having records similar to our current record now, and he is having difficulties at LSU. He leaves scandals in his wake. If you don't like Collins' post game pressers, you should watch Coach O's.. He wouldn't do well here.

Fuente is being let go at VT for underachieving... We are picking up their casts offs now?

Diaz would be a great defensive coordinator for Collins to pick up to replace Thacker. Instant upgrade. I haven't seen any stellar head coaching out of him, either.

I think Collins is better than any of these trolls that you suggested.
I don't agree with the last sentence, but yeah, I don't want them.
 
Coach O is a dumpster fire... He was crap at ole piss, having records similar to our current record now, and he is having difficulties at LSU. He leaves scandals in his wake. If you don't like Collins' post game pressers, you should watch Coach O's.. He wouldn't do well here.

Fuente is being let go at VT for underachieving... We are picking up their casts offs now?

Diaz would be a great defensive coordinator for Collins to pick up to replace Thacker. Instant upgrade. I haven't seen any stellar head coaching out of him, either.

I think Collins is better than any of these trolls that you suggested.
I’ll pick up anybody that has a consistent record of winning seasons at a P5 level, especially the SEC, because if you can’t win in the ACC right now (Collins) you really don’t deserve to coach any D1 school
 
Fuente pads his records with cupcakes and he has tanked their recruiting. They are about to fall off a cliff. You don't want him, trust me.
 
Gosh, I hope we can hold onto our coordinators and HC with that group of schools looking. The way they’ve handled the greatest transition ever will probably make them a hot commodity.

I got to tell you, you guys are brutal. You can’t be accused of not being passionate for GT football that’s for sure.
 
Coach O is a dumpster fire... He was crap at ole piss, having records similar to our current record now, and he is having difficulties at LSU. He leaves scandals in his wake. If you don't like Collins' post game pressers, you should watch Coach O's.. He wouldn't do well here.

Fuente is being let go at VT for underachieving... We are picking up their casts offs now?

Diaz would be a great defensive coordinator for Collins to pick up to replace Thacker. Instant upgrade. I haven't seen any stellar head coaching out of him, either.

I think Collins is better than any of these trolls that you suggested.
Mack Brown fired Diaz (DC) at Texas
 
Tanked their recruiting? Current rankings has him 4 spots ahead of us.

They have 6 more guys than we do and a lower average rating. Also, check the past few years, which were even worse for them.
 
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