Holy öööö

[ee8384]

Maricopa County ballot counters must’ve been behind this. They have problems counting

That would be ASU.

 

[WracerX]

That would be ASU.

If ASU were in a money crunch, they could be solvent immediately by requiring a 1 semester Only Fans class for all coeds.

 

[gtchief]

What does Dracula have to do with it?

Dragons, idiot.

 

[BeeStorm]

thats a ööööing goblin..

 

[00Burdell]

Not sure what "miscalculated their finances" means.

So not sure if the model was wrong or the assumptions in the model were just way off.

In my experience, bullshit assumptions are to blame most of the time. Sometimes what happens is you build a perfectly sane model and some bozo promoted above his/her pay grade doesn't like the answer so they just tweak the projections so they can paint a rosy picture.

 

[MeatWrench]

ASU has open whores. U of A has closeted whores.

I knew a whore
She lived in Tucson
Never a wait
And she took Groupon.

 

[00Burdell]

I knew a whore
She lived in Tucson
Never a wait
And she took Groupon.

Then one day, tho she was a wench
Gave birth to a son we know as MeatWrench

 

[JJacket]

Dragons, idiot.

Dragon dees nuts

Got eem

 

[00Burdell]

Ok, can somebody splain what this means?

 

[ClubSeats]

Or maybe, then need dumb students and exceptionally smart students, because those are easiest to monetize. Nothing in the middle. Just some exceptional nerds, and then a bunch of rich dumb hot blondes with big knockers.

Where do I apply?

 

[wesleyd21]

 

[MeatWrench]

Then one day, tho she was a wench
Gave birth to a son we know as MeatWrench

I fathered myself
I am as a god
You probs did not
So suck on my rod

 

[Buzz_PhD]

Or maybe, then need dumb students and exceptionally smart students, because those are easiest to monetize. Nothing in the middle. Just some exceptional nerds, and then a bunch of rich dumb hot blondes with big knockers.

I’n

 

[Dirty Jacket]

Maricopa County ballot counters must’ve been behind this. They have problems counting

Or maybe UArizona used Trumps pollsters to forecast their budget

 

[ee8384]

Or maybe UArizona used Trumps pollsters to forecast their budget

Tucson is in Pima County.

 

[ee8384]

Not sure what "miscalculated their finances" means.

So not sure if the model was wrong or the assumptions in the model were just way off.

In my experience, bullshit assumptions are to blame most of the time. Sometimes what happens is you build a perfectly sane model and some bozo promoted above his/her pay grade doesn't like the answer so they just tweak the projections so they can paint a rosy picture.

The BS is that they came up short on "cash on hand". So that's bank accounts & MMFs, with maybe CDs/T-bills and other liquid, short-term instruments included (not an accountant). It's not like they should have been bit by some mark-to-market hit they took on longer-term instruments with the hike in rates.

It's like they are saying they woke up one morning, thought they had $1000 in their checking account but only had $600.

Did they come up short on inflows, or not know what the outflows were?

 

[zippyGT]

Down to Howard by 6 at half. Howard hasn’t beaten a P5 team in 15 years

 

[BeeStorm]

Down to Howard by 6 at half. Howard hasn’t beaten a P5 team in 15 years

at 21-3, it looks like Volleyball about to move up into the #2 Forum position..

 

[RoanokeJacket]

Down to Howard by 6 at half. Howard hasn’t beaten a P5 team in 15 years

Who is this Howard guy?

 

[BigDanT]

Down to Howard by 6 at half. Howard hasn’t beaten a P5 team in 15 years

at 21-3, it looks like Volleyball about to move up into the #2 Forum position..

Yeah who gives a öööö about volleyball right now in here? You’re a mod. If you don’t like the basketball talk you know what to do.

That being said Volleyball is nice and all. Go Jackets.