Holy öööö

I fathered myself
I am as a god
You probs did not
So suck on my rod
Delusion it seems
Is what makes up your dreams
You call it a rod
Which is odd since it's flawed
And women can only find it with string
 
If ASU were in a money crunch, they could be solvent immediately by requiring a 1 semester Only Fans class for all coeds.
Or shimmy across the border to schmuggle some Columbian Gold Bud or Peruvian Red for some influential 'friends' (excluding Matthew Perry of course)
 
I was just notified that mine is on the dark web. So maybe check there.
Gonna get me one of those big ass outdoor Bluetooth speakers on a stand with a microphone for singing along when I find your card. Gonna let Ludacris know that I got some loaf bread and king sized organic peanut butter if he wants to head over to my house for the post game victory party over UGAg. Gonna be lit. Gonna get lit.
 
Gonna get me one of those big ass outdoor Bluetooth speakers on a stand with a microphone for singing along when I find your card. Gonna let Ludacris know that I got some loaf bread and king sized organic peanut butter if he wants to head over to my house for the post game victory party over UGAg. Gonna be lit. Gonna get lit.
I’m in. Will your daughter be there?
 
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