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Pitt is wearing a winning color combination for a bowl uniform.
Followed by a General Dynamics Marine Bowl and a General Atomics Airmen and Drone Bowl.
Even when they have a big play Pitt does not look interested.
All players replaced with robots.
Halftime show is holograms.
Before the 4th quarter starts, all human spectators are eliminated with air strikes.
I had to look it up. This game is being played in a high school stadium in Ft. Worth. They basically go through parking lots putting tickets under the wipers. If you pay for a ticket, you are the sucker at the table. Pitt is filling in because the Big XII didn't realize it has only ten members and could not fill their bowl commitments.
I officially rename this the Lockheed Martin Backups, Defaults, and Sadness bowl.
What a terrible officiating display. First, when the guy's feet are off the ground, the play should be blown dead in a hurry. Second when you don't blow the whistle, it's not unnecessary roughness to bring the guy to the ground. Ugh.
Houston lost to Tulane and UTSA (whatever that is). Pitt better not lose this game.
Some of those gifts really are WTF gifts. A football? Helen of Troy hairdryer?
VT players got a öööö XBOX One. Everybody is swag-jealous.
How the hell you consciously recruit a field goal kicker named "Blewitt"?