Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl

Followed by a General Dynamics Marine Bowl and a General Atomics Airmen and Drone Bowl.

All players replaced with robots.

Halftime show is holograms.

Before the 4th quarter starts, all human spectators are eliminated with air strikes.
 
Even when they have a big play Pitt does not look interested.

Would you? This is like the bowl the other day in which the score or anything on the field was mentioned in the thread. Do we even know where it is or are we just watching a Madden simulation of the producer's 3 year old twins?
 
Pittsburgh just looks like they are tired of playing football this season. Even after the TD, no energy. One dude put his hands in the air for two maybe three seconds.
 
All players replaced with robots.

Halftime show is holograms.

Before the 4th quarter starts, all human spectators are eliminated with air strikes.

XBox. That's an expensive way to kill 6 spectators.

Ok, it looks like attendance might hit triple figures.
 
I had to look it up. This game is being played in a high school stadium in Ft. Worth. They basically go through parking lots putting tickets under the wipers. If you pay for a ticket, you are the sucker at the table. Pitt is filling in because the Big XII didn't realize it has only ten members and could not fill their bowl commitments.
 
I had to look it up. This game is being played in a high school stadium in Ft. Worth. They basically go through parking lots putting tickets under the wipers. If you pay for a ticket, you are the sucker at the table. Pitt is filling in because the Big XII didn't realize it has only ten members and could not fill their bowl commitments.

I officially rename this the Lockheed Martin Backups, Defaults, and Sadness bowl.
 
What a terrible officiating display. First, when the guy's feet are off the ground, the play should be blown dead in a hurry. Second when you don't blow the whistle, it's not unnecessary roughness to bring the guy to the ground. Ugh.
 
Houston lost to Tulane and UTSA (whatever that is). Pitt better not lose this game.
 
What a terrible officiating display. First, when the guy's feet are off the ground, the play should be blown dead in a hurry. Second when you don't blow the whistle, it's not unnecessary roughness to bring the guy to the ground. Ugh.

They ran out of beanies before that official got his bag.
 
Some of those gifts really are WTF gifts. A football? Helen of Troy hairdryer?

VT players got a öööö XBOX One. Everybody is swag-jealous.
 
How the hell you consciously recruit a field goal kicker named "Blewitt"?
 
Did Pitt just score 10 points in like 2 minutes after all that?
 
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