Things you can do with an Ole Miss degree

[gtgtgt1]

Start a Hotty Toddy Only Fans site.

We're about to find out

 

[ee8384]

Get on the waitlist to get into Miss St.

 

[BackstreetBuzz]

Chief Medical Officer, USS Enterprise.

 

[WracerX]

Flip it over and you can order at Denny’s

 

[WracerX]

Fold your diploma just right and it makes a funny picture

 

[WracerX]

Hold it up to the light to find out if you have the herp


*you do

 

[WracerX]

Filter Jackson municipal water

 

[77GTFan]

Write Southern novels. Although, you can do that without graduating, as in Faulkner's case.

 

[WracerX]

Get half off on seersucker suits for the rest of your life

 

[WracerX]

Fold you diploma just right and it will keep your hate pointy

 

[WracerX]

Use your extensive experience holding your sorority sisters’ hair while they puke to open a beauty salon

 

[stinger78]

Sue your benefactor.

 

[GoBees]

Find an underprivileged, but promising young athlete to sign a guardianship with.

Turn the unearned gift of a cushy life -- including a free ride into a private swanky high school and then a major university which leads to the banking of millions of dollars after college -- into the victimhood of racial and financial oppression in search of further unearned payouts.

 

[Architorture23]

Work at a duck plucking business.

 

[gojkts]

Escape Mississippi.

 

[WracerX]

Train quality coaches for a much more desirable job at Auburn

 

[madRazor]

Settle down with an awe-struck engineer and have ten babies, some of which are his maybe.

 

[WracerX]

Become a semen connoisseur so you can detect even the slightest taste of Manning

 

[gojkts]

Filter Jackson municipal water

But you'll still need to boil it.

 

[ClubSeats]

Become a semen connoisseur so you can detect even the slightest taste of Manning

MRS degree