Things you can do with an Ole Miss degree

[ClubSeats]

Filter Jackson municipal water

Civil Engineering

 

[SavvyJacket89]

Fold it in half so it becomes a nut rag

 

[madRazor]

Become a semen connoisseur so you can detect even the slightest taste of Manning

Is this actually a thing? Asking for your mom, ha no you know why I'm asking.

 

[all4tech]

Take orders at Whataburger

 

[00Burdell]

Marry a girl with no self-esteem?

 

[gtgtgt1]

 

[WracerX]

Interestingly enough, if you scratch and sniff an Ole Miss diploma you will smell a peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwich. Just like Elvis used to make.

 

[WracerX]

Start your very own OnlyFans site

 

[WracerX]

It grants you unfettered access to the shittist beaches on the gulf coast that aren’t part of Louisiana.

 

[GoGATech]

They can use it shield their eyes and face from the sun in the daytime.

 

[coit]

Hope you can get into Miss St.

 

[EagleSting]

So basically, they'd still the boss of UGA grads

Two words:

BUC EE's

 

[RoanokeJacket]

placemats if everybody in the family gets one, which wouldn't be hard

 

[ee8384]

Hope you can get into Miss St.

Great minds...

Get on the waitlist to get into Miss St.

 

[WracerX]

 

[WracerX]

Beat rock (maybe)

 

[gt9589]

Whenever we've played Ole Miss (recently in a bowl game a few years back and last year), they never struck me as your typical rednecks..they were more like rednecks or southern gentry with $$...both the guys and girls. More refined than any SEC school fanbase that I've been in contact with (UT, UGAY, LSU, Vandy, etc). Thoughts?

 

[jacket67]

Whenever we've played Ole Miss (recently in a bowl game a few years back and last year), they never struck me as your typical rednecks..they were more like rednecks or southern gentry with $$...both the guys and girls. More refined than any SEC school fanbase that I've been in contact with (UT, UGAY, LSU, Vandy, etc). Thoughts?

 

[cajunjacket]

An Ole Miss degree qualifies the diplomate for enrollment in middle school

 

[GT flunkout]

Whenever we've played Ole Miss (recently in a bowl game a few years back and last year), they never struck me as your typical rednecks..they were more like rednecks or southern gentry with $$...both the guys and girls. More refined than any SEC school fanbase that I've been in contact with (UT, UGAY, LSU, Vandy, etc). Thoughts?

Mississippi is a strange place. The entire state has a population less than half the size of metro Atlanta, and it's the first or second poorest state in the country. Simply going to college makes you high falutin, but you're in really high cotton if you're at Ole Miss. There isn't the same connection to the unwashed masses that you see in the other SEC schools imo. But really, they are just as redneck as anywhere else, just performative with a veneer of seersucker and Faulkner.