Who do you want as next HC?

05GTCorndog said:
Discuss.
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I've got this great plan.

First, we spend a half billion and buy all the BOR land that Tech is on. Go private. Double enrollment. Add a journalism school, law school, liberal arts. Admit 60% women. Triple season ticket prices, while somehow growing ticket sales. Add 15,000 seats to BDS. Create paperless classes that athletes can get free degrees in. Get boosters to carve out $100k per player per year to go towards buying parents off. Build a new athletic complex with a movie theater and a water park.

Then we hire a used car salesman with a forked tongue and a southern name. Like Jaybo Threeny. Or Slick Kraban. Then spend a million a year per assistant coach.

I' m pretty sure this will work.
 
beej67 said:
I've got this great plan.

First, we spend a half billion and buy all the BOR land that Tech is on. Go private. Double enrollment. Add a journalism school, law school, liberal arts. Admit 60% women. Triple season ticket prices, while somehow growing ticket sales. Add 15,000 seats to BDS. Create paperless classes that athletes can get free degrees in. Get boosters to carve out $100k per player per year to go towards buying parents off. Build a new athletic complex with a movie theater and a water park.

Then we hire a used car salesman with a forked tongue and a southern name. Like Jaybo Threeny. Or Slick Kraban. Then spend a million a year per assistant coach.

I' m pretty sure this will work.
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You forgot something:

Add tank parking for tailgating.
 
beej67 said:
I've got this great plan.

First, we spend a half billion and buy all the BOR land that Tech is on. Go private. Double enrollment. Add a journalism school, law school, liberal arts. Admit 60% women. Triple season ticket prices, while somehow growing ticket sales. Add 15,000 seats to BDS. Create paperless classes that athletes can get free degrees in. Get boosters to carve out $100k per player per year to go towards buying parents off. Build a new athletic complex with a movie theater and a water park.

Then we hire a used car salesman with a forked tongue and a southern name. Like Jaybo Threeny. Or Slick Kraban. Then spend a million a year per assistant coach.

I' m pretty sure this will work.
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I’m not so sure. FSU did all of those things and see how they’re doing this season.
 
Heads up. Kevin Sumlin may be available soon. Imagine him recruiting the ATL. If we could just keep them in school.
 
ramblinwise1 said:
Heads up. Kevin Sumlin may be available soon. Imagine him recruiting the ATL. If we could just keep them in school.
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I'm always suspicious of hiring a guy who wasn't wanted at the last place. It seems to be working (early returns) for Pastner, but in general how often do they work out? Belichick at the Patriots comes to mind, I guess.
 
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