Zach "Bill Brasky" Laskey

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He goes about 6'4" 250.

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He once made love to 3 FSU cheerleaders while taking an EE exam during a water break at practice.

.....cheers to Zach Laskey!
 
Zack Lasssssky!!...One time he drank a bottle of straight terpine...Zack Laksky!!
 
In practice i saw him throw that pass to himself and score, but he didnt want Tevin to feel left out during a game. Thats the kind of teammate that Zach Lasky is....cheers to Zach Lasky!!1
 
Zach Laskey's family crest is a picture of a barracuda, eating Neil Armstrong.
 
Zack Laskey!! He once forgot to pull out of four miss America finalists....Zack Laskey!!
 
I am all for the guy but he worries me. Has to keep working on playing lower. Somebody is going to knock that ball out.
 
He goes about 6'6" 280.

Once he ran over a Free Safety and killed him. Then after he crossed the goal line, he went back and have the guy CPR and saved his life.

That's Zach Laskey for you. What a guy!
 
The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Laskey, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping Cavaliers.
 
Besides his prowess on the storied turf of Bobby Dodd Stadium, Zach Laskey was known to be candid but absolutely a polite sort of fellow. He was able to maintain Fonts on StingTalk, The Hive, and Buzzoff without alienating anyone or talking negatively regarding one board on any other ...cheers to Zach Laskey, a diplomatic sort of brute!
 
Zach Laskey? He once used a live rattlesnake as a condom.
It was painful. For the snake.

He told CPJ no once and lived to tell about it.

He's more manly than pam ward.
 
warning: may be over the line...

There is a story only told in whispers about Zach Laskey who once camped at Penn State as a youth. As the whispers go, it was not Zach Laskey who limped home that day.
 
Laskey once told a fellow B-Back, "yo, you should stay a little higher. its easier to see them coming and then, when the try to knock the ball out you can bash them with your meat cleaver and crush their skull and they probably have to come out for losing their helmet too". Clever that Laskey, clever...
 
BuzzCzar said:
warning: may be over the line...

There is a story only told in whispers about Zach Laskey who once camped at Penn State as a youth. As the whispers go, it was not Zach Laskey who limped home that day.
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Zack Laskey respects his mother, you son of a bitches!
 
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