Zach Laskey once nursed a baby chimpanzee back to health with only a fifth of whiskey and his jersey for warmth.
To Zach Laskey!
Zach Laskey busted southendzoneBEE out of jail, drank all of the StingTalkers' beer and bourbon, and made it back to the game in time for kickoff.
- cheers to Zach Laskey!