GT Fan Experience Enhancements

I....?????? Did DJ died during his last sentence? Way to go, Stansbury.

JJ, i saw the light. I really did. I was in a long line at heaven’s gates. When I got to the front of the line (which was pretty fast since I have the Jewish FastPass) some dude in all white and a gingery beard told me I couldn’t bring my chicken sandwich in with me so I said f dat I ain’t going to heaven ever again. And apparently StingTalk is where they send heavens rejects. And here we are. What did I miss? Butthurt over not bringing purses to football games? Wrong shade of Tech gold? We paying another basketball coach yet?
 
JJ, i saw the light. I really did. I was in a long line at heaven’s gates. When I got to the front of the line (which was pretty fast since I have the Jewish FastPass) some dude in all white and a gingery beard told me I couldn’t bring my chicken sandwich in with me so I said f dat I ain’t going to heaven ever again. And apparently StingTalk is where they send heavens rejects. And here we are. What did I miss? Butthurt over not bringing purses to football games? Wrong shade of Tech gold? We paying another basketball coach yet?

I thought Jewish FastPass only worked for the other one.
 
You sit with the poors, you get service like the poors. Upper West concessions are usually pretty efficient.

But the easy solution to this is to have vendors roam the aisles. I wonder why they did away with this in the first place?
No,no,no. They only get in the way, plus they only sell popcorn & cotton candy! Wait, on second thought, that only makes you thirsty for more water!
 
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I am just providing commentary, I am not judging. But the uga fans that buy tickets are doing more for our program than your free tickets and Columbia fleece from Kohl's.
Maybe when PJ puts a winning/competitive team on the field and quits acting like he is an offensive genius, attendance will increase. Just speaking for myself, the tickets I've been buying in the gold section for the last 6 years have done little to improve GT football.
 
If you want beer buy club seats.
You only get 2 beers, but they do offer domestic and pale ales. Same problem as outside concessions,longlines and they usually run out near the end of the game. Best part of the gold seats, short lines for the "john" & air conditioning.Bad part, hundreds of rug rats running around and laying of the carpet and generally getting in theway!
 
Nobody gives a öööö what other schools do. We consistently have below-capacity crowds that don't show up until the 2nd quarter. That's not other schools' problem, that's our problem.

Unlike W-L records, gameday experience is 100% under the GTAA's control. GTAA probably shouldn't listen too closely to fans about how to run our team. They should, however, listen to fans who are dropping season tickets due to stadium policy changes.
Obviously the people who make the decisions give a öööö about what other schools do. Its football game not a picnic. People bitching because they can't bring in their picnic supplies... Im glad I won't have to step over all that crap in the isles when I need to go refill my water bottle :)
 
You only get 2 beers, but they do offer domestic and pale ales. Same problem as outside concessions,longlines and they usually run out near the end of the game. Best part of the gold seats, short lines for the "john" & air conditioning.Bad part, hundreds of rug rats running around and laying of the carpet and generally getting in theway!
And having to sit near @05GTCorndog
 
Obviously the people who make the decisions give a öööö about what other schools do. Its football game not a picnic. People bitching because they can't bring in their picnic supplies... Im glad I won't have to step over all that crap in the isles when I need to go refill my water bottle :)
Can't wait to go refill my super awesome nerd bottle and see some snot nosed brat with his mouth attached to the nozzle or someone filling up and putting the nasty top of their nerd bottle over the nozzle. We are all gonna get typhoid or something. Typhoid öööööööööööös. Or dysentery. Poo shooting out like a fountain. We will have a cruise ship style breakout of norovirus during homecoming. It will be like a biological attack on our fans. Sticky, smelly, nasty.
 
Can't wait to go refill my super awesome nerd bottle and see some snot nosed brat with his mouth attached to the nozzle or someone filling up and putting the nasty top of their nerd bottle over the nozzle. We are all gonna get typhoid or something. Typhoid öööööööööööös. Or dysentery. Poo shooting out like a fountain. We will have a cruise ship style breakout of norovirus during homecoming. It will be like a biological attack on our fans. Sticky, smelly, nasty.
We had a legionnaires' disease outbreak on campus in 2002 when I first started Tech. Had a bunch of emails coming in saying don't drink the water from water fountains in these buildings. Thanks TStan for giving us all legionnaires' disease!
 
legionnaire's disease is extra.

No wait I'm wrong. It wasn't legionnaires. It was meningitis. We had a meningitis outbreak. I also remember Tevin getting meningitis when he was on campus and thinking oh man he must have drank from a bad water fountain.
 
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