MeatWrench
Holder of all Moon records
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It got mentioned somewhere in the game thread by some other astute motheröööööö but it completely deserves its own thread at this point.
That is how bad it was.
There has not in the history of sport been a more out of touch, schizophrenic, dial-a-song, step on the band, kill the only yellow jacket chant of the game moments after HE STARTED IT piece of shit PA. Is he phoning in the jams from a bunker in Iowa? Is he just ööööing with us!?
It’s like your drunk girlfriend that you know is a drunk and crazy but you keep her around anyways playing 1/3 of a White Stripes song on the way home from the bar before yelling ooooooooh, I love this song and playing SOME ööööing VANESSA CARLTON. And then playing 1/3 of that song before oooooooo!!! #ILOVETHISSONG: Crime Mob.... wait. No. AC/DC is god!
And then she vomits in the floorboard and there is peace during a TV timeout.... and the band gets to play and you can focus on driving... but then she comes to and starts playing pop songs on her phone while you still have the radio on and puts the phone in your face asking you if you have heard this #amazing song before.
I’d rather put my dick in a food processor than let that absolute ASSCLOWN handle the commencement music for graduation at Gallaudet.
Y’all have a blessed day.
That is how bad it was.
There has not in the history of sport been a more out of touch, schizophrenic, dial-a-song, step on the band, kill the only yellow jacket chant of the game moments after HE STARTED IT piece of shit PA. Is he phoning in the jams from a bunker in Iowa? Is he just ööööing with us!?
It’s like your drunk girlfriend that you know is a drunk and crazy but you keep her around anyways playing 1/3 of a White Stripes song on the way home from the bar before yelling ooooooooh, I love this song and playing SOME ööööing VANESSA CARLTON. And then playing 1/3 of that song before oooooooo!!! #ILOVETHISSONG: Crime Mob.... wait. No. AC/DC is god!
And then she vomits in the floorboard and there is peace during a TV timeout.... and the band gets to play and you can focus on driving... but then she comes to and starts playing pop songs on her phone while you still have the radio on and puts the phone in your face asking you if you have heard this #amazing song before.
I’d rather put my dick in a food processor than let that absolute ASSCLOWN handle the commencement music for graduation at Gallaudet.
Y’all have a blessed day.