Bryan Harsin

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So she's the Dwight Schrute of Auburn.
 
Damn.. that’s a fine piece of tail. Good for coach whatever his name is.
 
Saw her job description. She was basically their Patrick Suddes.

Job Responsibilities: Crochet is responsible for assisting the head football coach with his daily schedule, organization, communication and special projects. Crochet is also responsible for assisting with all football daily operations and scheduling.
 
Saw her job description. She was basically their Patrick Suddes.

Job Responsibilities: Crochet is responsible for assisting the head football coach with his daily schedule in bed, orgasmizarion, communication and special projects in bed. Crochet is also responsible for assisting with all football daily operations and scheduling in bed.
 
Saw her job description. She was basically their Patrick Suddes.

Job Responsibilities: Crochet is responsible for assisting the head football coach with his daily schedule, organization, communication and special projects. Crochet is also responsible for assisting with all football daily operations and scheduling.
We've got an opening. Geoff, get some while you can.
 
I am sorry to make this obviously sexist statement, but seriously, when you hire this pleasant looking young woman as Assistant to the Head Coach and football operations, what is up? Do we really believe she was hired because of her football acumen? While I hate the mess NIL has caused, paying good salaries to women like Harsin’s beloved Assistant is why it needed to happen. Way too many pretty people have been hired in bloated athletic departments because of the dollars that accrue because of what athletes do on the field.​
 
I am sorry to make this obviously sexist statement, but seriously, when you hire this pleasant looking young woman as Assistant to the Head Coach and football operations, what is up? Do we really believe she was hired because of her football acumen? While I hate the mess NIL has caused, paying good salaries to women like Harsin’s beloved Assistant is why it needed to happen. Way too many pretty people have been hired in bloated athletic departments because of the dollars that accrue because of what athletes do on the field.​
He brought her from Boise State, apparently. :lol2:
 
I am sorry to make this obviously sexist statement, but seriously, when you hire this pleasant looking young woman as Assistant to the Head Coach and football operations, what is up? Do we really believe she was hired because of her football acumen? While I hate the mess NIL has caused, paying good salaries to women like Harsin’s beloved Assistant is why it needed to happen. Way too many pretty people have been hired in bloated athletic departments because of the dollars that accrue because of what athletes do on the field.​
You don’t need much football acumen to organize a schedule, coordinate events, and handle the coach’s special little project
 
Saw her job description. She was basically their Patrick Suddes.

Job Responsibilities: Crochet is responsible for assisting the head football coach with his daily schedule, organization, communication and special projects. Crochet is also responsible for assisting with all football daily operations and scheduling.
I hope that Suddes and Crochet aren’t “basically” the same. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
 
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