Then I'll clarify my position. I hope Harsin is doing daily reenactments of the first Thanksgiving with this girl and I sincerely hope it makes them both very happy. I hope Harsin's wife is either okay with it, or has a staff of her own to seek comfort with. I don't care who bones who and it's none of our goddamn business and this puritanical monogamy obsession we hang on to is one of the most pathetic and enduring vestiges of our days spent burning one another alive for being witches. For all I know, this woman is legitimately good at her job and I assume that's the case, because there are probably plenty of young women around the SEC who would be great in an assistant position and whichever others the two consenting adults may find pleasing.
All of this bullshit is sad and sexist and ööööing retarded and everyone talking about this should be unironically ashamed of themselves because this is childish nonsense and it's apparently about to turn the lives of three people upside down.
Even if every single cent of her salary were demonstrably compensatory for her talents in bed, it doesn't ööööing matter. I can make a better argument for paying this girl 60k to polish knobs than for paying the same to some twerp whose job is to carry around a clipboard and get screamed at by a coordinator.
There's no room for meaningful discussion of this issue because it's not a meaningful matter. Three people's lives are on fire for absolutely no reason but to entertain us, but there are so many jokes to make and edgy takes to retweet so who gives a öööö?
