Collins At Georgia

BigDanT said:
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GEETEELEE said:
if I had bombed out on a job performance as badly as him, I would be embarrassed to take a grand tour of ACC and SEC practices.
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“Let me get this straight, you run drills during practice? Like actual repetitions on football fundamentals, footwork and that sort of thing? And if someone screws it up, you correct them right then? No music or dance offs? No costume crowns or sideline weight lifting? I’ve got to tell you man, my mind is blown! Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that you watch film during the week instead of tweeting out accelerations and show references.”
 
WracerX said:
“Let me get this straight, you run drills during practice? Like actual repetitions on football fundamentals, footwork and that sort of thing? And if someone screws it up, you correct them right then? No music or dance offs? No costume crowns or sideline weight lifting? I’ve got to tell you man, my mind is blown! Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that you watch film during the week instead of tweeting out accelerations and show references.”
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"So where's your guy with a creepy clown mask? He should be following the players around and stuff, right?"
 
As a consultant, why aren't you practicing your players how to chase down someone who has picked up a blocked kick?
 
GEETEELEE said:
if I had bombed out on a job performance as badly as him, I would be embarrassed to take a grand tour of ACC and SEC practices.
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Dude's just hoping to get a job again sometime fairly soon. He ought to be over at Bama. Saban hires the unhireable fairly often. Then again, with about $10M in his pocket he could just stroll off into the future, live a normal lifestyle, and never have to worry about it.
 
stinger78 said:
Dude's just hoping to get a job again sometime fairly soon. He ought to be over at Bama. Saban hires the unhireable fairly often. Then again, with about $10M in his pocket he could just stroll off into the future, live a normal lifestyle, and never have to worry about it.
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Saban seems to hire dudes with redeemable past coaching success (whether as coordinator or head coach). There is no juice to squeeze out of Collins. Pun both intended and unintended.
 
WracerX said:
“Let me get this straight, you run drills during practice? Like actual repetitions on football fundamentals, footwork and that sort of thing? And if someone screws it up, you correct them right then? No music or dance offs? No costume crowns or sideline weight lifting? I’ve got to tell you man, my mind is blown! Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that you watch film during the week instead of tweeting out accelerations and show references.”
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"And wait a minute...you don't have Fornite themed workout sessions in the weight room!?!? And where's your vat of baby oil and ring light setup for some dope Instagram shots of the boys greased up...???"
 
stinger78 said:
Dude's just hoping to get a job again sometime fairly soon. He ought to be over at Bama. Saban hires the unhireable fairly often. Then again, with about $10M in his pocket he could just stroll off into the future, live a normal lifestyle, and never have to worry about it.
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I'm sure he probably sees himself as a future Nick Saban.
 
“Let me get this straight, what you’re saying is if they get a lot of reps without correcting technique, then they are just training muscle memory to do the wrong thing? Man, that sure does make my practices sound stupid.”
 
He's sitting beside me at the Pace Academy baseball game right now. What should I say to him?
 
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