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How many of us is an irrational, teenage football recruit?

@EffinDane don't take that Dise guy seriously. I think he's toying with you.
Me and 85 members of the current team. We are not going to ever be able to recruit idiots that can hide in useless majors.
 
So how many of you really believe that not having a barber shop is hurting us?
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4-4 average ACC record over the past 3 years. That's not "near the top"

That's not relevant to what I posted. I said we were near the top of the division every other year besides last year, and you responded by arbitrarily averaging the last three years, knowing that last year would skew the results. Troll troll troll your boat
 
CPJ: Remember that time I single handily guided us to the Orange Bowl.
 
Assets follow money which follows exciting products. Put something on the field that can create a positive cash flow and you will find you can get a lot more done.

There's a circular flaw to that argument though, because assets and money play an important role in generating a good product.
 
CPJ: 0-0 0 yards, 0 carries, 0 catches, 0 tackles in those victories.

I just wanted to add to the stupidity this thread as become.

What QB rating does that work out to, and how does it compare to Taylor Bennett's QB rating in the 2006 Gator Bowl?
 
So lemme get this straight. Our oline flops like catfish. CPJ's option is done. Everyone figured it out. It doesn't bring fans or recruits. JT can't run the midline. He's too small. We don't have barbershops in the locker room. We can't recruit. We have shitty fans. The Hill constantly undermines the football program because they are evil nerds who hate jocks or something. The stadium is too big for a small fanbase like ours so the stadium sucks.

So the players suck, coaches suck, CPJ sucks, administration sucks, facilities suck, fans suck, stadium sucks. Did I cover everything?

In surprised we beat BC and Vandy with this much suckitude.
 
So lemme get this straight. Our oline flops like catfish. CPJ's option is done. Everyone figured it out. It doesn't bring fans or recruits. JT can't run the midline. He's too small. We don't have barbershops in the locker room. We can't recruit. We have ööööty fans. The Hill constantly undermines the football program because they are evil nerds who hate jocks or something. The stadium is too big for a small fanbase like ours so the stadium sucks.

So the players suck, coaches suck, CPJ sucks, administration sucks, facilities suck, fans suck, stadium sucks. Did I cover everything?

In surprised we beat BC and Vandy with this much suckitude.

We almost didn't beat BC. Who then lost 49-0 to VT.

Do we play VT this year? How's that gonna go?
 
Ask him. He'll tell you all about how HIS offense won those games

Why would I need to ask him? We didn't sniff an Orange Bowl in 50 years until he was running the team with his offense. I can use my eye balls and own brain to make that connection.
 
We almost didn't beat BC. Who then lost 49-0 to VT.

Do we play VT this year? How's that gonna go?

Good thing we all know transitive property works like that in football.
 
Oh I should have gone with "but we played in Ireland!" so diseqc could have sarcastically repeated it back to me. I'm getting the hang of this.
 
Why would I need to ask him? We didn't sniff an Orange Bowl in 50 years until he was running the team with his offense. I can use my eye balls and own brain to make that connection.
We also went to a bowl game every year for 20 years until he was running the team with his offense. I can use my eyeballs and own brain to make that connection.
 
Good thing we all know transitive property works like that in football.
You don't need to know the transistive property to know that if Mark Richt owns Johnson then Bud Foster is at least a co-signer on the deed. VT is gonna rape and pillage.
 
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