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I'm pretty sure my basement is nicer than any house you've ever owned. And sometimes, the man wants the divorce.
Is that the line you use to lure your victims to your pad, Buffalo Bill?
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I'm pretty sure my basement is nicer than any house you've ever owned. And sometimes, the man wants the divorce.
you bring any chicks back to your basement yet?
Nah. I don't know how to talk to chicks.
Tennessee athletic director Dave Hart said Thursday that he trusts football coach Butch Jones "implicitly" after a federal court filing alleged that the coach told a former Volunteers player that he "betrayed the team" by helping a woman who said she was sexually assaulted by two of his teammates.
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"I trust Butch Jones implicitly," Hart said Thursday during a news conference in Knoxville, Tennessee. "I know who he is and what his work ethic is. I know how he has represented this university."
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In a sworn statement included with the amended lawsuit, Bowles said he was punched in the mouth and bloodied by teammate Maggitt as retribution for helping the woman. He also said he was confronted by teammates Geraldo Orta and Marlin Lane the next day.
"That's something that I never was aware of him being attacked," Reeves-Maybin said of Bowles' assertion. "You know, he was a member of our team for the rest of the year, went to the bowl game with us. We were around him every day. I mean, if a person didn't feel safe, I wouldn't think that they would come around 100 guys every day."
Tennessee is 21–17 in Jones' 3 years as coach, with the team's record improving each year (5–7, 7–6, 9–4). During his tenure at Tennessee, Jones has logged 12 victories against FBS “Power Five” teams, 3 wins over ranked opponents, and taken the Vols to two bowl games (both victories).
No way. If Derric Dooley wasn't killed, then no one will be.
No one could do a worse job than Dooley. That is the floor.
I have a plan in my back pocket for the unlikely event that they ever let me be AD / HC at UGA that I think would work just about anywhere. Dooley is the floor for sheer incompetence, not for sabotage.
1. Cut down the hedges. Say they're a nuisance and a safety risk for players.I have a plan in my back pocket for the unlikely event that they ever let me be AD / HC at UGA that I think would work just about anywhere. Dooley is the floor for sheer incompetence, not for sabotage.
You guys are thinking about sabotaging a football team, I'm talking about sabotaging the thought of a football team. If you want to destroy an athletic program, you need to do more than piss people off and lose games. If you're the problem, or if policies are the problem, then the problem is easily fixed. You need to do something that can not be undone or hidden. Something that lowers the social status of an entire ethos by association, and leaves everyone with no control of it. Talking about real psychic warfare here. You'll probably need help from Japan.
So hire the folks at "the Hill" to govern admissions for Ugag athletics with Hewitt style contracts?
On top of that, Jones is alleged to have called Bowles a "traitor" during a meeting for assisting the woman, to which Bowles then "broke down and cried." Jones denied calling Bowles a traitor on Thursday in a written statement.
"The assertion that I ever attempted to belittle or demean a young man for taking action to help another person is absolutely false," Jones’ statement read. "To the contrary, I did all I could to assist the former student in question. During the course of the judicial process, campus officials, as well as the young man's own words, will clearly establish that I have done nothing wrong. I will fight all of these false attacks on my character, and I know that once this process has been completed, my reputation will be affirmed."
"Our recruits know us. Their families know us," Jones said. "It’s getting them on campus, getting the as many times they possibly can and really see the great environment we have – the support structure that we have and the great people that are at Tennessee. It’s just getting them to campus. We’ve already forged a lot of relationships. They understand what we’re all about."
You guys are thinking about sabotaging a football team, I'm talking about sabotaging the thought of a football team. If you want to destroy an athletic program, you need to do more than piss people off and lose games. If you're the problem, or if policies are the problem, then the problem is easily fixed. You need to do something that can not be undone or hidden. Something that lowers the social status of an entire ethos by association, and leaves everyone with no control of it. Talking about real psychic warfare here. You'll probably need help from Japan.
You guys are thinking about sabotaging a football team, I'm talking about sabotaging the thought of a football team. If you want to destroy an athletic program, you need to do more than piss people off and lose games. If you're the problem, or if policies are the problem, then the problem is easily fixed. You need to do something that can not be undone or hidden. Something that lowers the social status of an entire ethos by association, and leaves everyone with no control of it. Talking about real psychic warfare here. You'll probably need help from Japan.
Pull out all the stops and buy the best recruiting class in history (Ole Miss style). Front load the schedule with patsies (Baylor style). Night game vs Bama, blackout. Free 'black drank night' to get the stadium rocking.
Jim Jones the whole stadium.
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Profit