I see that after all the other packages sold out, they introduced the Dodd package with all kind of good stuff. So, being somewhat on the ball, I think I'm startin to catch on here. And I have made a decision.
I decided I'm holding out for the Heisman package.
So what that is, I'm guessing, is at halftime, they set up a table for 2 at midfield. Not some Waffle House table, a proper nice table with tablecloth, real napkins, two different forks and spoons and several glasses - one for water, one for wine and one for whiskey. So at halftime, you come down a zipline from Top 'O the Stadium to the table. Oh, did I mention that a British Butler is on duty at the table? So anyways, you zipline to the table and have bangers and mash and Guinness and Irish whiskey with a hologram of John Heisman. After the meal, he strangles one of his players for fumbling the football. They haven't set the price yet but I'm guessing around $20k.