Flywheel
Wait, what year is it?
- Joined
- May 10, 2007
- Messages
- 18,639
- We come within 10 of Clemson and CGC holds a presser like he won the Superbowl.
- We lose to WCU by 3 on a turnover and CGC is real proud of the improvement on the field, talks about the turf monster until 11pm.
- Ole Miss throws 7 picks, we beat them by 2, and fans hear about the SEC win all week.
- Lose the next 9 games by double digits. Each consecutive week, someone leaves the athletic program.
- By week 12 there's no one to set up the A/V equipment for pressers, so CGC elevates our product by hosting an innovative Zoom call with the media.
- CGC forgets to put on a background filter and everyone sees a desk covered with Magic 8 balls arranged in the shape of a crown. Brent Key is chained under the desk.
- Stansbury, clad in a black robe, steps in to turn on the background filter.
- Muffled thumps are heard on audio for the rest of the presser.
- 1 year extension.