What do you think

This is inevitably leading up to those two getting a room, buying a Jeep together, a couple of waverunners, and really getting serious about this relationship
 
whenyousaybud said:
Be very honest.


What school do you pick? If you're honest, you need to attend an intellectually downmarket school, like Georgia, Alabama, Georgia Perimeter College or Clayton State. They might have Adidas for Women. They'll have women like SportsBroad.
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What does that mean?
 
Ptjackets said:
Thanks for all the great reply’s. Most of you on this site are really a bunch of f***ked up people.
When it’s late at night and I’m typing with my thumbs on a cell phone I don’t check spelling, grammar or any of that, nor do I care. I was just stating knowledge that I have that most of you don’t. Here is another story that is true.
We had a kid that was a great football player but he was a special ed kid. He got out of high school with a special education certificate of attendance. Which means he attended high school for 4 years But did not graduate. This kid went to a major college to play football and played 4 years and even graduated. He could not do high school work but somehow was able to do college work. He was drafted by a pro team and played three years. At the NFL combine he took the test they give people and scored one of the lowest scores ever. Now how did this kid make it into college and then pass his classes? How did he earn a degree? Could he have done that at Georgia Tech?
Before you bash me for grammar and spelling and punctuation I don’t give a öööö about your thoughts or opinions so don’t bother. If you have something related to the topic that is constructive please feel free to comment.
Y the way this was also done on my cell phone typing with my thumbs and I don’t check anything and don’t care what you think about that‍♂️
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Allow me to translate from retard into english:

Judging by the volume of responses, mostly hostile, this website disagrees with what I have posted.

I generally post from my cell phone while drunk on Mad Dog 20/20. My phone does not have either spellcheck or grammar check enabled, so I show my general ineptitude with each post.

Nonetheless, I have yet another 'cool story bro' to contribute, as my individual anecdotes form the basis for my reality, and ergo, yours. My worldview is quite myopic.

A special needs child was of substantial girth and attended public schools for 12 years. Whereas he did not meet the state requirement for graduation, he did get an attendance certificate.

Despite his mental limitations, he was accepted into the University of Georgia on scholarship for academic prowess and graduated with a college diploma, despite his inability to function in society. When entering the NFL, he held one of the lowest intelligence scores ever recorded, somewhere between Herschel Walker and a Ficus Tree.

That said, could this individual have attended Georgia Tech? Perhaps Georgia Tech should lower their standards to admit Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs Is Hell, Don't They?

I realize my extensive career as a public school educator has not prepared me for grammar, spelling, punctuation and culling run-on sentences. I'm too ignorant and too old to change. This bird you cannot change. Lord, help me, I can't chayayayayayayayyayaynge. Won't you fly me a free bird, yeah?

Hey look, it's the symbol for that purple singer. ♂️
 
 
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whenyousaybud said:
English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency. It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to Stingtalk, we know this is not true."
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you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where im from we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned.
 
I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, shit on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.
 
OK, I am officially lost. Why are these incredibly hilarious paragraphs (sarcasm) links?
 
whenyousaybud said:
I just stole your car, set fire to your couch, humped your girlfriend, ate your last piece of pizza, drank your last beer, öööö on your coat, called your father a dingle berry, smeared KY jelly all over your toilet seat, called the police and told them you were mean to me, broke your calculator, made a flip book out of your post-it notes, wrote obscene messages on your driveway in sidewalk chalk, mixed up all your dress socks so you have one navy blue and one black one, left your refrigerator door open, left your freezer door open, left your front door open, asked your priest to excommunicate you, rifled through your mail but didn't find anything interesting so I put it back, switched your calender with a 1996 one, changed your screen saver to the windows logo, switched all your clocks back 1 hour, licked all your stamps and put them on the ceiling of your stolen car, made a random post trying to make you cry, invited twelve stray cats into your place and watching the sit on the burning couch, run up your long distance bill asking china if they really loved white rice, played darts with your neighbor, the dart board was the side of your house, I won, vacuumed your carpet then dumped the bag on your bed, set your bed on fire to watch the dust burn, it wasn't that interesting so I took a fire extinguisher and put it out, watched the couch burn some more cats, invited a stray dog over to chase the burning cats, got hungry again after eating your last piece of pizza so I ordered another one, its in your refrigerator but the doors still open, called your work and told them you died in a horrible gay experiment, told the same thing to your dad.
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Usually when people talk shit, I just brush it off, but now, it's gone a little to far. Assclown, you talk as you know me but in reality you don't know shit about me. I'm guessing you've never been in a situation involving a real live thug that was born and raised in the ghetto/hood(me). Yes i've turned my life to good, but i will throw all that out the window if you continue to talk shit about me. I've killed a few people back in my banging days and Just remember next time before you open your mouth, you better be praying that i'm in a good mood, or else you'll be in for a rude awakening when the thug in me unleashes.
 
 
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