Witchcraft

Well, expect Clemson, South Carolina and Miami, FL to get destroyed by a category 5 hurricane this weekend. I'm really starting to get scared of this chaos spell.
 
DressCheeseSideSeaboard said:
Who started this idea of using witchcraft this season anyway?
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There's nothing sinister about chaos magic, it doesn't cause hurricanes. Technically, I only work with the Judeo-Christian God, most people here grew up with. I don't even really believe in a "devil". Evil is a perception, there's a nice story in Genesis, to back that up.
Genesis-1:31
And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good.
 
hail eris

all hail discordia

i hereby request a PENTABARF subforum
 
FWIW, I'm using this thread to make a list of Stingtalkers one should not aggravate. Billy Madison style.
 
Akinji07 said:
So obviously we can't do anything about our offense being ööööty. 4 threads about it ain't gonna fix it. And most of our superstitions, good luck charms and sacrificial bans haven't really worked. Neither has crying and praying to God for our team to win or at least score, because apparently God is an Alabama fan who doesn't care about Thursday night ACC match ups. So I say we step up our witchcraft game and hire someone to cast voodoo spells on the teams we're about to play. I know there's one where you bury some chicken or cat bones or something in the field a night before the game or something like that but I ain't no expert. I have a friend from New Orleans who knows several people back home who have messed with this stuff before and I say we get a fund together to fly one of them out here and supply them with whatever they need before the Miami game. Would y'all be interested in doing this? Should I start a go fund me page? I can take care of the logistics of the operation.
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Coach Wally Butts on Bobby Dodd: "If he was at the center of an H bomb explosion, he would walk out with pockets full of useful uranium"
Dodd on luck: "think you're lucky?....then you will be!"
Need to channel up "Dodd's luck"
 
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